Saturday, November 22, 2014

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Orders Detroit To Sell Its Negroes

by Bill White

In a surprise move, U. S. Bankruptcy judge Steven Rhodes has ordered the city of Detroit to sell its negroes in order to cover more than $18 billion in debt the city has incurred by caring for them.

“Detroit’s negroes are both its main liability and its only potential asset,” Rhodes wrote in a 2,160-page opinion tracing back to the Dred Scott decision the use of negroes as chattels with which to pay debts. “The city has gone $18 billion dollars into debt coddling and caring for a population that won’t work, but only consumes. It’s time that the negro population paid its debt.”

Detroit filed Chapter 9 Bankruptcy in the fall of 2013. Citing a massive exodus of productive Whites and the collapse of more than two-thirds of the city into ruins, Detroit admitted that it could no longer afford to provide everything from police and fire services to water  and welfare to an almost entirely negro population which refused to work or pay for anything, Subsequent demands that negroes pay their water bills or face termination of services, just like White people have to, led to protests and an intervention by the United Nations. The UN argued that negroes have a “human right” to live as parasites on society.

In exasperation, Rhodes was then forced to issue his opinion, ordering that Detroit’s negro population be sold into slavery to pay their bills.

At issue now is the value of nearly three quarters of a million unemployed, uneducated and unskilled negroes, many of them suffering from mental and physical illness and several generations of dysfunctional breeding policies. Appraisals of their value have varied greatly, and major auction houses have had to dust off manuals from the nineteenth century to plan what might be the largest slave auction since the Civil War.

“We have to figure in the intensive cost of training and discipline necessary to get these negroes working,” Kevyn Orr, Detroit’s Emergency Manager told the press. “Most of these negroes have never held a job in their life, and many are physically unfit. Literally, we’re talking about whipping these people into shape.”

Also figured into the equation is the fact that the U.S. dollar has lost more that 99% of its value since 1865, the last year negroes were sold into slavery. Estimates of the value of Detroit’s negroes range as low as $37,500, based on the opinion of one investor that “I wouldn’t pay a nickel a head for these worthless bums.”

But even if Detroit ends up giving its negroes away, it will be a boon for the city, which is currently spending over $2 billion dollars per year coddling black stupidity. With its negroes gone, Detroit will be able to significantly reduce not only its police, housing vouchers and welfare programs, but also costs like public hospitals dispensing emergency treatment for runny noses.

Judge Rhodes’ opinion is a masterful work of legal scholarship, tracing the history of debts and slavery back into ancient times. The enslavement of people for non-payment of debts stretches back to Joseph's enslavement of Egypt in the book of Genesis, comes forward through the Jewish Egibi Brothers bank in seventh century Babylon, and continued in Europe until the modern usury system enslaved entire states, making the enslavement of individuals largely unnecessary. Rhodes particularly cited the precedent of Constantine V in seventh-century Byzantium as an example. Bankrupted by a war against both German Lombardy and the Islamic Caliphate, Constantine V sold the entire population of Sicily to slave traders to cover the state’s debts.

“It’s a matter of simple economics,” Rhodes wrote. “If these negroes aren’t sold or otherwise disposed of, Detroit will never recover.”

U. S. President Barack Obama said that the court’s ruling was unexpected but perhaps necessary. Likening himself and his all negro and mulatto law enforcement team to the African chiefs and “big men” who initiated the Atlantic slave trade by selling their own tribesmen to Jewish slavers, Obama noted that “the negro people are America’s greatest asset” and that “sometimes the Big Man has to sell his assets to pay his bills.”

Negro Homeland Security chief Jeh Johnson said that DHS troops will be available to “herd those negroes onto the pier” if the President decides to ship them to African and Middle Eastern slave markets in the Sudan, Yemen, or Saudi Arabia.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it were only true.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet. Because the District of Columbia is over $17 trillion in debt, lets auction off the members of congress for the big bucks. That way the "people" can pay down a faction of the debt and then the chocolate hybrid can rule without limit.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, loved it, now someone call 911 as I fell out of my Semi laughing my Ass off, :-) :-) :-)

The Trucker

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I absolutely love Bill White!

4:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, after seeing what those creatures did to the city, who's going to buy them? I wouldn't spend good money on that. Be like buying a feral diseased cougar and keeping it around the house!

1:28 PM  
Blogger Luek said...

If this came out recently and not before he was falsely convicted of something or another just how did it get past the prison censors. They inspect each and every incoming and outgoing piece of mail and will forbid it on the slightest of whims.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well that Grand Old Party, the Republicans, have made their choice:

The Republicans have decided to worship the Emporer's new clothes and "behold the stars" at noon. So much for any hope of resistance from the "conservative right." They are surrendering.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would buy then? As the old Southern saying goes; worthless as tits on a boar hog.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous AnalogMan said...

Beautiful. Just Beautiful.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill White could write for the Onion or something.

5:28 AM  

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