Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Simon Sheppard of Heretical Two Released

In a shock development Simon Sheppard was granted immediate release by the parole board, today 5th March. 
He was standing to a radiator in association time when he was informed by a prison officer of his immediate release and that he had 5 minutes notice to collect his stuff. The officer said that such an event happened about once a year. 
Simon gave the alarm clock he had just bought to another inmate and said: “if this is a joke I want it back” and with a cheery wave and salutations to the officer he left the prison and bought a pint of bitter in a nearby pub, then went to Northallerton train station and caught a train to York where he first fully  realised what had happened and that the new criminal charge had been dropped.

I can’t help thinking this was a big wind-up by the System, rather than Yorkshire plod at their finest.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally some good news for once.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this england?

7:59 PM  
Blogger Shaunantijihad said...

Yes, north England, although becoming a colonial possession of Pakistan, thank to the Traitors Assembly in Westminster. The crime was unlicensed thought, TruthCrime.

12:53 AM  

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