Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Illegals Are For The Birds

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit. It was everywhere: on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table .. everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be .... quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than our flag are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the shit.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

look u stupit piece of shyt listen but the govermer doesnt fuck pay our fuckend bills like u lazy pieces of shyt u can as for un aployment n u get money mathorfucker serio if u have nothing to say good about us shut your fucken mouth 2 least people speakking 2 langueges are better that fucckers that can only speak one fuckend azzz hole we illigal alian as many call us are the shyt not u kuz wanna know something we work our azz of too have what we got unlike you you may just sit and get fat eating hmburgers all day fucken bicth see who does your back yard hhuh a mexiacn a illigal but any ways you fuckers cant even cook well ahahah u may me laught so hard when people blam everything on us ahahhahah we dnt get any money with out work like you pieces if shyt can even do their own back yard ahah kizz my ass tepongo un putaso ahha ves no emtiendes pero somos muy mexianos

9:45 AM  
Blogger Lipstick, Leather & Lead said...

I don't think your blog could have made the point any better! Although the comment by the obviously uneducated imbecile certainly drove it home! I will not support any legislation or Legislator who kisses the ass of Illegal Immigrants. If they want to come to our country, they should do it LEGALLY, like many PRODUCTIVE citizens have done. I like your blog, and your thought processes. You should check out mine. I just started it at lipstickleatherandlead.blogspot
Keep up the good work!

10:18 AM  

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