When I finally shuffle off this mortal coil, I have selected my epitaph:
"Here lies Harold Covington. He spent his whole life trying to drive a nail with a marshmallow."
"To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free...to a time when truth exists, and what is done cannot be undone...From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink--greetings!" - George Orwell, 1984