They REALLY Don't Want You Reading This One
The faceless and nameless people in carpeted and air-conditioned offices who made and received that telephone call a few weeks ago really, really don't want you reading this one, not with the Hildebeest making her ultimate push for the Oval Office.
This was published in 2001, and I understand that at the time it was brought to the Sea Hag's notice. We We Were Not Amused.
The publishing ban on my fiction goes into effect on August 14th. That means you have eleven days to order and find out just what it is that has made me America's first officially Forbidden Author.