Bosie Is Cross With Me
From: Christopher Robin
To: Northwest Net
Subject: RE: Bosie Is Cross With You
P.S. See attached Martin's latest bit of juicy prospective crumpet whom he was seen attempting to accost at the last London Forum meeting, (which I was personally banned from attending by organizer Jez Turner for being rude to queers, people who act queer and at least one con artist.)
Yes that is a BNP sign he's holding up however, the young man in question [name redacted] was recently expelled from the tiny party after failing a 2 year "probationary period" - that all new members have to go through now - for, "stirring up trouble" ie becoming too popular...
Oh btw, in addition to the 2 year probationary period you also have to sign a declaration denouncing Nazism and fascism, otherwise you can't join the 500-member strong universally maligned and blacklisted multiracial party of no seats anywhere, which calls for the "voluntary repatriation" of the UK's soon to be majority Third World population.
To: Christopher Robin
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:57:47 -0700
Sent: Friday, March 20, 2015 8:24 AM
To: Northwest Net
Subject: Bosie Is Cross With You
My association with you. Simply that. I think he believes that you're somehow responsible for me rejecting his homosexual advances back in 2011, simply because his sexual proclivities were first brought to my attention by you in an RFN podcast just immediately prior to my meeting him in a bed & breakfast tavern for a drink. (A meeting that for obvious reasons then never transpired.)
I know he blames you because when I confronted him about it he sent me a three page polemic denouncing you as a "forger" and a "corrupter of youth" and then threaten to have me arrested for harassment.
Recently I was expelled from the London Forum (his usual watering hole), simply because I mocked and derided both him and a young blond man who he has spent copious amounts time bicycling around the English countryside with in a pink & yellow Hi-Vis cycling jacket and short shorts.
He was heard ranting and raving at last week's meeting, declaring that you and I were "partners in crime" and "working together" to "belittle and undermine fine young men" and "the movement" in general.
Then he tried to seduce former BNP youth activist [redacted].
Personal note from HAC: To be accused by Martin Webster, of all people on earth, of being a "corrupter of youth" is not only screamingly funny in its irony, it is quite an honor.
In the words of the immortal Oscar Wilde from his magnum opus, De Profundis:
"Bosie, you bitch!"