Homeland Weather Report

Hi, guys:

I understand from Drudge Report that large parts of North America are suffering the tortures of hell in an outdoor oven right now.

Yesterday it was 118 degrees in parts of Kansas. Drought is threatening to destroy California and Texas produce crops and cause food prices to skyrocket again (grapefruit at $2.00 apiece? Jesus Christ!) Millions of people are without power and hence won’t be able to read this blog for a while. Washington D.C. has shut down completely, with only the government bureaucracies using their backup generators having any electricity. New York City and Chicago and a dozen other major American cities are bracing for nigger riots tonight when the sun goes down and the lights don’t come on.

Here in the Homeland, I awoke this morning to a nice gray cloud cover shielding my old eyes from the sun, although no actual rain, and a nice cool temperature in the low 60s. It might hit 71 or 72 by three p.m. today.

So tell me again all about how you just can’t possibly pack a moving van and get the hell out of Hell?

-HAC