Saturday, April 30, 2011

AMF On Religion

[Comrades, I apologize, but the Monster has reared its ugly head again. Although I will deal with this directly with the individuals concerned, I think it may be helpful to re-post a "canned" answer or two. As you know, I dealt with this topic extensively in the novels, but this is the best short clip I can think of, from A Mighty Fortress. This happens right before the NVA delegation is about to board the helicopter for the Longview peace conference. - HAC]


The point negotiators and senior officers gathered in what had been the airport manager’s office. Morehouse turned on the air conditioner more out of habit than because he believed the place was bugged, and got them all sat down around a conference table that filled one wall of the office. “We’ve got a problem,” said Morehouse.

“I ain’t surprised. They don’t really want us to go down there. What are those federal sons of bitches up to now?” demanded Morgan roughly.

“They’re not up to anything, at least no more so than usual,” Morehouse told him. “It’s our own idiots who have decided they just can’t wait another day to bring back that good old Movement horseshit like mom used to make.”

“What do you mean, Red?” asked Barrow.

“Religion,” said Morehouse.

Barrow stared at him for a moment in silence, and then buried his face in his hands. “They couldn’t even wait until we got down there?”

“Apparently not,” said Morehouse bitterly.

“Tell me.”

“A double whammy. First off, there was an unauthorized leaflet distribution in Corvallis, Oregon yesterday. A big distribution, fifty thousand or so fliers dropped over the city from an airplane, baiting the local evangelicals, Pentecostals and so on, calling them names, daring them to come out and fight. In this leaflet Jesus Christ was referred to as a dead Jew on a stick, and described as having a homosexual relationship with his disciples.”

“Mother of God!” cried Barrow in horror. “This was an official NVA thing?”

“It was signed by a newly commissioned NVA lieutenant name Gregory Fetterman, and done on his orders and on the Party dime, so yes in that sense it was official, but needless to say it wasn’t authorized by the Army Council or Agitprop,” said McGrew, who was apparently in on the disturbing news. “Lieutenant Fetterman is now Volunteer Fetterman once again, and he’s being transferred, no doubt to nurture a sense of grievance as to how he is being persecuted by the NVA Bible-thumpers and eventually to make more trouble. The hell of it is, he has a good combat record and he’s not a complete fool, apparently. It was excess of zeal.”

“He has dog doo where his brains should be,” said Barrow flatly. “Oh, this is the very way for the new government to win friends and influence people, and convince poor and confused and frightened working class white folks whose churches are their lives that we mean them no harm and that things will be better with us in charge! And he couldn’t even wait until we actually gained the Republic before he leaped into that lunatic slurry pond with both feet?”

“I’ve got some bad news and some good news,” continued Morehouse. “The bad news is that the media got hold of this fiasco.”

“I really, really want to hear the good news,” said Barrow.

“We lucked out. The Commandant of the Corvallis Flying Column, Billy Basquine, was in town. He took one look at that leaflet, called out his boys and gripped everybody concerned. First time one NVA member has been officially arrested by another. In addition, there are several ladies and gents from the Fourth Estate sitting in custody in the newly occupied Corvallis jail right now, and they’re sweating, because Billy has put out the word that if one whisper of that crap gets onto the airwaves and upstages you guys at Longview, they get a bullet in the head. He made sure the newswhores made long, tearful calls to their editors and managers to drive home the point. I don’t know if it’s worked, too soon to tell, but if it does work, it’s been a very near run thing. If it doesn’t, Basquine will probably shoot the newswhores, which will put the ones in Longview in a really favorably disposed mood to your delegation, I can tell you.”

“Beautiful,” said Barrow, slowly shaking his head. “Just fucking beautiful.”

“Ready for the other shoe to drop?” asked Morehouse quietly. “It gets worse.”

"How can it be worse?” wondered Barrow.

“We now have an official Christian fundamentalist faction within the Party, and they are demanding a seat at the negotiating table in Longview,” Morehouse told them. “Apparently Reverend McCausland here isn’t good enough for them.”

“That’s worse,” agreed Barrow.

“May I ask just who it is who takes such an uncharitable view of my ministry?” inquired McCausland politely.

Morehouse pulled a paper out of the stack on the clipboard and handed it to Barrow. “They call themselves the Fifth Monarchy Tendency. You see, since we are a unitary political movement, we can’t have separate parties. There’s only one Party, of course. We just have so-called tendencies within that Party, which is another word for factions and cliques and claques and all the other tag ends of democratic chaos. These guys actually showed a little finesse, unlike Comrade Fetterman and his dopey leaflets falling from the sky. They claim with a certain logic that the best way to counter the threat of pro-Zionist evangelical militias and resistance to the new Republic is to out-Christian and out-Scripture them. This is their position paper. They are demanding that it be one of our featured presentations at the conference and they want one of their people assigned to the delegation at the last minute. He’s standing by in town now and waiting for our call. One Reverend Gareth Burns. Interestingly, he has never been an NVA or Party member, although he did some pretty valuable support work up in B. C. Captain Chenault may know him.”

“Never been a Volunteer, yet he wants in on the kill and the cut?” snorted Morgan. “He’s got some damned nerve!”

“Third Section is running a full profile on him now,” reported McGrew, “But apparently his bona fides are good. He’s done prison time under Canada’s hate law for preaching racial separation, You got to respect anyone who made it alive out of Kingston, and understand if he’s maybe a little funny in the head. That place is supposed to be worse than Florence or Auburn or the women’s camp at Pullman.”

“Fifth Monarchy?” mused Barrow, glancing at the document in front of him. “Where have I heard that before?”

“I know them,” said McCausland. “They’re an interesting blast from the past, actually, if you’re into obscure religious movements. That was the name of the most extreme of the Puritans who fought under Oliver Cromwell. That’s about where they are, too, theologically speaking. Back in the seventeenth century. They do not consider Christian Identity to be true Christians, but a mere fly-by-night modern fad from the nineteenth century. John Calvin was wishy-washy, John Knox is more to their taste, and to them the last great mind in theology was Cotton Mather. The passengers on the Mayflower would have hailed them in fellowship.”

"So I see,” said Barrow. “According to this, that’s about how far we’re going back in time. The Northwest Homeland is to be a Christian state, and the Bible is to be the basis of the new society. Every law that is passed has to have a Scriptural cite, chapter and verse. The new youth must not be raised in frivolity, whatever that is. Oh, and we are to have a king.”

“Well, I could go for that, so long as I get to be king,” said Robert Gair.

“No, actually, we are to be ruled by King Jesus, according to this. Oh, I can just see it all now! We get up at the press conference this afternoon and tell everyone, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please set your watches back three hundred years.’ Dear God in Heaven, no pun intended! We are on the verge of securing the existence of our people and a future for white children, and these blubber-brained jackasses want to sit there and tell Howard Weintraub and Walter Stanhope all about frivolous youth and King Jesus?”

“What do you want us to do, Frank?” asked Morehouse.

“First off, call Reverend Burns and tell him to stay the hell away from this airport, because if I see him I will probably strangle him with my bare hands,” said Barrow. He handed the paper back to Morehouse. “Secondly, tell these people that they can take this nonsense and shove it up their asses, and I see no need for any diplomatic re-wording.”

“The Political Bureau will,” said Stepanov.

“Red, will the Army Council and the Political Bureau be able to keep these yammerheads out of the media and out of our hair at the conference? How much support do you think they’re going to get from the rank and file?”

“I can tell you how much resistance they’re going to get from the rank and file,” said Captain Gair with a scowl.

“Yeah, and that terrifies me. Red, we must not have any kind of conflict breaking out between Party factions while these negotiations are going on!” pleaded Barrow. “Please, please, tell these assholes like Burns and Fetterman whatever you have to, lock their asses away if you have to, but in the name of all that is holy, make them shut up!

“Carter?” asked Red. “You know I mean no offense to your own faith, but can you give me some idea of how much support this faction is likely to get within the Party and the NVA?”

Wingfield sighed, “I don’t know, and I don’t think that’s how the question needs to be phrased. Let’s see if we can avoid the whole concept of factionalism. Anybody who knows me knows I was saved long ago by a good preacher and a good woman. You also know I had a daughter killed a while back, and a son-in-law I long ago came to regard as my own blood who was lucky to make it out of Auburn. I want this new country more than I can say, and I want it to be a righteous land that walks in God’s ways. But this,” he gestured towards the Fifth Monarchy document, “This isn’t the way to go about it. Look, let me talk to these people. I speak the language, so to speak.”

“Thank you, Carter,” said Morehouse with audible relief in his voice.

Barrow turned to them all. “And now I suppose I have to do something I was hoping to avoid. I have to ask you guys point blank: am I going to have to fight against this crap as well as the federals when we get down to Longview? I mean, we know that the Americans are attempting to use religion to divide and conquer here. Have they succeeded? Have they penetrated this very delegation with this religious horseshit? Are you guys going to fall out and start going at one another with Bibles and hammers right in front of the media and hollering who’s a dead Jew on a stick? I can’t call off the conference, but I’d like to know. I’d also like to know why in the name of all sanity you people, both groups of you, cannot lay this aside for the common good of our people? Why in the name of God or gods or the Great Pumpkin am I even having to waste time on this, on today of all days, one hour before we confront the enemy of all mankind and try to save our people from extinction? What the fuck is wrong with you?” Barrow raved. “The ship is burning and sinking with our entire race on it, and you won’t let us in the lifeboat until we decide how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Damn you!”

“All Southerners ain’t necessarily got religion,” said Morgan bleakly. “What I want to know is where was God when the FBI butchered my wife in the King County jail? Never mind. This stuff these Fifth Monarchy whosits are doin’ is stupid and verges on goddamned treason, and that damned fool down in Corvallis needs to be dropped out of his own airplane.”

“I am National Socialist,” said Stepanov with a shrug. “I have no opinion.”

“All right, that leaves you two,” said Barrow, looking at McCausland and Robert Gair.

“Our Movement has been avoiding the issue for fifty years, sir,” explained Gair patiently. “Always we get told not now, not now, later, later, later. We’ve been patient, but exactly when is later? When do we talk about this and make a collective decision for our race to make a new departure? I’m sorry, but to some of us, to a lot of us, a new spiritual path for the white man is important. Damned important. I have never understood how we are supposed to fight a deadly dangerous enemy who threatens our very being, while at the same time worshipping that enemy as a god.

"We all know how Christianity has been used against our race as a weapon of corruption and genocide, and Colonel McGrew’s daily intelligence briefings are full of incidents where these Bible-thumping dumb-asses are being incited by their preachers to attack us on the ground because they think Jews are some kind of divine messengers or whatever. Captain Chenault is right on with what she said in there in the briefing yesterday. We can’t just fight with guns any more, we have to fight with ideas, and it’s more crucial now than ever before that we take on the most poisonous and dangerous ideological weapon in the enemy’s arsenal, and that’s Christianity!”

“And why exactly do you self-proclaimed pagans and atheists persistently refuse to recognize the patently obvious truth, which is that the so-called Christianity taught by these greasy thieving televangelists for the past fifty years is not Christianity at all?” asked McCausland in exasperation. “What part of it isn’t simply a money swindle is Zionism wrapped in a quasi-Scriptural disguise that’s as phony as a three dollar bill! These damned TV preachers with their private Lear jets and their two thousand dollar suits and their so-called prosperity theology are nothing but con men working for the Jews! They’re part of the overall Zionist agenda to co-opt and destroy Western civilization just as much as the Federal Reserve and the United Nations and the Patriot Act ever were!

“Okay, fine, no argument. Let’s string ‘em all up. I’ll pull on the rope myself. But anyone with the slightest knowledge of history can tell you that this so-called Christianity practiced by the major denominations for the past century is a vile mutation, an abomination that has no more to do with the original faith than it does with time travel! And may I ask, Captain, how many times in the past five years has your life been saved by Christian comrades of the Northwest Volunteer Army? How many Christian families have sheltered you when you were on the run? How many Christians have been tortured in the FATPO barracks and the federal prisons, sometimes beyond all human comprehension like that poor woman Cathy Frost?”

“Many,” said Gair. “No argument there at all from me, sir. Look, nobody I know, nobody sane anyway, wants to ban Christianity or persecute you. Fetterman and his kind are kooks. It’s rather the reverse we’re worried about. You see what these Fifth Monarchy people are trying to do already, turn the Republic into a theocracy? Yes, I am familiar with the history of Europe under Christianity and a lot of good came from it. I’ll give you that hands down. But you can’t be trusted with state power, because it’s also a historical fact every time you wind up in a position of power you start burning people at the stake! I don’t want to take your faith away from you, but I damned sure am not going to tolerate any attempt by a bunch of ignorant tub-thumping boneheads to take my faith away from me!”

Barrow waved his hands helplessly in the air. “Gentlemen, you do understand, don’t you, that if any discussion like this occurs at the Longview conference within range of the federal listening devices and they pick up on it, we might as well pack the whole thing in and come back empty-handed? If we can’t present a united front, they’re going to eat us alive! Captain Gair, you ask when will be the time to discuss all this fascinating and vitally important stuff? I can’t tell you. I don’t know. I can only tell you one thing. It is not…now!” he concluded, slamming his fist on the airport manager’s desk for emphasis.

“I think, General, that it would be of some help if we knew exactly where you stand on the religious issue,” said Rev. McCausland. “I’m sorry, sir, but I have to agree with Captain Gair about one thing. The undeniable fact is that it is important to many of the people who have laid their lives on the line for the cause of this new country, and it simply cannot be dodged forever in the name of temporary expediency. When does that temporary expediency end? You say not now. But it seems to be stretching out for a very long time. Don’t worry, I am not one of these fanatics who thinks that it would be better to remain in Babylon rather than to leave it under a cloud of doctrinal impurity. That’s just dumb. But if I am going to go in there today and negotiate a country away from those Jews and their pet swine, then I want to know what kind of country it will be. God forbid I should compare myself with a Scriptural prophet, but am I leading my people into the Promised Land, or is it going to be forty years in the wilderness?”

“You mean you didn’t catch the golden calf provision in the draft treaty?” needled Gair.

Barrow clenched his fists together and did his best to avoid cursing, shouting, and turning over the desk in his rage. “Very well, I am going to say some things now which I most likely shouldn’t say,” he said evenly. “It’s not my desire or my intention to offend any of you comrades, but I can’t overemphasize how important it is that we get this settled before we go in there into the presence of the enemy, so we can present a united front and win our Homeland. I am familiar with history, and I have the greatest personal respect for the good aspects of Christianity. Even if this weren’t the major issue it’s becoming, I would never dream of offending any of our Christian comrades or calling Jesus a dead Jew on a stick. That kind of behavior is childish and stupid and rude, and there’s no excuse for it no matter what one’s personal beliefs on the subject.

"As to my own views, of course there is a God. All you need to do is look at the way the human body works, or the way the ecological systems of the earth balance, or the structure of a snowflake or a leaf, to know that there is intelligent design in the universe.

“What God is like I do not pretend to know, and I frankly believe that for human beings, He is unknowable in any real sense, no more than an amoeba can comprehend a galaxy. I do believe that we can discern His intent sometimes if we look hard enough, and that He does occasionally manifest Himself in human affairs in the person of certain very extraordinary men of the degree of Marcus Aurelius, or William Shakespeare, or Adolf Hitler. But this has nothing to do with securing the existence of our people and a future for white children, at least not in the immediate sense. So I repeat. Not now!

“All this having been said, I believe that it is possible and maybe even desirable that many years from now, once we have obtained state power and created an all-white society, and done the thousand and one things that are necessary for us to do in order to insure our racial survival, we might want to address this. Once we have our own stable and prosperous all-white nation, and we can allocate the time on the racial agenda for this issue, and can debate it in an atmosphere of calm and security, then perhaps we should agree to all sit down and examine the role of religion in our people’s lives as it pertains to the coming centuries, in the light of scientific knowledge and the expanded consciences which we now have. I do not believe that it is blasphemy to try and perceive God through reason and not just through faith or holy texts. My personal guess would be that when that time comes, we will most likely come to a consensus among ourselves that while the Christian faith is a glorious and indelible part of our past, it is something we have outgrown, as a child outgrows his clothes, and it is time for us to move on.

“But that is not our concern here, today. We are simply too busy to fuck with this mare’s nest right now. The only way that we can or should ever attempt something like that that is as mature adults, in a nation of our own, where we hold state power. We cannot, dare not, must not ignore all the urgent and life-threatening immediate things we have to do in order to stop and have a religious debate. Once again, comrades, I must ask you to lay this aside for the greater good.” Barrow sighed and spread his hands. “And that’s about the only thing I can say to you without breaking down and shouting myself. The whole issue is basically insoluble but since we’re all going to die, we’re all going to find out what if anything happens after death. Why, exactly, do we have to sit down and figure this out now, with our debut as a nation onto the world stage forty-five minutes away?”

“You’re a bit more long-winded than you think, Frank,” said Morehouse.. “Our nation’s debut onto the world stage is now only about half an hour away.”

There was a knock on the door of the office and a young man in uniform stuck his head inside. “Sirs, Captain Chernilov says we need to start boarding now.”

Barrow stood up. “Later, gentlemen,” he said. “Much later. Now we’ve got a job to do. Let’s go do it.” They all stood up and filed out the door. Barrow hung back, his hand on McGrew’s arm, and they walked out of the office and across the tarmac together. The delegates were loading the luggage onto the helicopter through the rear door that descended down into a ramp. “I believe you’ve got a name for me, Colonel?”

Friday, April 29, 2011

The Curse of the 1990s Is Loose Again

One of the accusations leveled against me by the Goat Dancers, who are obsessed to the point of derangement over all the toxic little ins and outs of the 1990s Movement, is that I am allegedly a secret Christian and I am part of some Christian plot to do down Dr. Pierce, blah blah blah ishkabibble. These accusations are usually of the "pardon the crayon, they don't let us have anything sharp here" variety, but I inadvertently made a slip recently that will no doubt set the dervishes to whirling again.

I have been getting some flak due to Axis Sally's favorable references to Christianity on this week's Radio Free Northwest:

which apparently "proves" that I am part of some strange Christian conspiracy to "take over the Movement," although why Christians or anyone else would want to take over the Movement remains almost as great a mystery as the question of "what Movement?"

[Sigh...] First off, what Sally was doing was reading an adaptation from an article that
I myself wrote many years ago, so any complaints need to be directed against me and not her.

Secondly, I originally wrote that piece, Race Relations In America, as a pamphlet for the Council of Conservative Citizens chapter in Kentucky, hence the favorable references to Christianity in view of the target audience. This was back in pre-internet, hand-distribution days, remember, and this piece was designed for mass consumption. I think about 25,000 were printed and actually passed out by the late Joe High and his boys.

I have always had difficulty explaining to non-Southerners that it simply is not a good idea to pass out literature to working-class White people in that region claiming that Jesus was a "dead Jew on a stick" and that Christ was a homosexual getting it on with his disciples. It does not serve to put one on a credible basis of communication with the locals. For some reason having nothing to do with anything in the real world, some of the more manic among us refuse to give up such efforts under any circumstances, including total failure. Anyway, that's why the pro-Christian references in the text.

I have re-printed the entire article (the updated 1998 version) below, so you can read the original, or as close as I can get. The original Kentucky CCC 1990s version was printed and I don't think any copies exist on the internet

I used to let the Christians and the antis scream themselves hoarse at one another and get it out of their system every fourteen or fifteen months or so. I haven't done it for a while because I'd hoped we were past that, but maybe not. Do we need to break for a couple of weeks and have a religious scream session?

Race Relations In America: The Establishment's True Agenda

by Harold A. Covington (circa 1998)

In this final decade of the twentieth century, there is an Establishment agenda which clearly calls for the forced physical, social, cultural, and biological admixture of White Americans with the negroid, mongoloid, and mongrel races. The ruling elite intend to achieve "racial harmony" by deliberately altering the racial and ethnic demographics of America, and eliminating the Caucasian race through interracial marriage, or at least interracial sex, to produce a new, hybridized, raceless, classless brown "American".

Everywhere we turn, in product advertisements, in television dramas and situation comedies, in Hollywood movies, and indeed throughout all the mass entertainments and news media, non-Whites are placed at center stage in our society. Black athletes such as Michael Jordan and "gangsta rappers" like cop-killer Snoop Doggy Dog are held up as role models for White youngsters. All the while, White males are portrayed as fools like Al Bundy and nauseating cartoon caricatures such as Beavis and Butthead or Homer Simpson.

And in the world of Political Correctness, one media image always predominates over all others—-the racially mixed couple. We are bombarded with scenes s uch as negroid Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas sporting his White wife at his confirmation hearings; the congoid police chief of Portland, Oregon showing off his White wife on television; O.J. Simpson trial judge Lance Ito, ironically presiding over the murderous dénouement of another famous interracial "romance", with his White police captain wife; boring British monkoid comic Lenny Henry and his equally unfunny White spouse awn French; British actress Helen Mirren groping her African "partner" in steamy sex scenes during the second Prime Suspect mystery series. The revolting list is endless.

What does the MTV generation actually see on MTV? More often than not, non-White males dancing with White girls and light-skinned negresses writhing and cavorting alongside depraved White girls in a sort of implied sexual smorgasbord. From prime-time television shows to rock music videos to Levi Strauss jeans advertisements, race-mixing is hip and cool, obviously the thing the power structure most wants White youths to do.

The rot began noticeably to set in back in 1933 with the election of Franklin D. Roosevelt and the elevation of his wife Eleanor, an unspeakable lesbian hag, to the position of First Lady. Since that time American society and government have grown into one gigantic cesspool of moral putrefaction. White working Americans are paying for it all, in cash, in the wasted lives and empty futures our children face, and in the mongrel babies our air-headed Kelly Bundy-type daughters are producing because they have been so cruelly and viciously deceived into betraying their race and their heritage.

The True Enemy

Who are the authors of the left-liberal agenda, and whose are the guiding hands which implement the plan? Who is behind this program to destroy all standards of decency and racial self-respect, to propel young White girls (who are ashamed of being White) into the beds of non-Whites? Who exactly is it who wants to breed a new race of mongrels? The answer is simple: it is the Jews. We can no more honestly discuss race-mixing and cultural poisoning without speaking of the Jews than one can discuss disease without mentioning germs.

As far back as 1908, one of the foremost Jewish writers of his time, Israel Zangwill, published a play entitled The Melting Pot. This purported to be a patriotic piece praising the wonders of American assimilation (before "diversity" became the adopted tactic of the Tribe). In reality, the play is one of the earliest modern examples of Jewish miscegenation propaganda. The character of David Quixano, the "brilliant Jewish intellectual" who is the play’s protagonist, concludes the script with the following tirade:

"There she lies, the great Melting Pot! Listen! Can't you hear the roaring and bubbling? There gapes her mouth---the harbor where a thousand mammoth feeders come from the ends of the earth to pour in their human freight. Ah, what a roaring and a seething! Celt and Latin, Slav and Teuton, Greek and Syrian, Gentile and Jew, Black and White and Yellow..."

Today the melting pot has become a festering trash heap. We allowed those infamous lines, written by the Jewess Emma Lazarus, about giving us the world's wretched refuse to be written on the Statue of Liberty, and that is what we have gotten, in spades. Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Haitians, mestizo Cubans, Hispanics of every stripe, Filipinos, Russian Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Cambodians, Laotian Montagnards, Ethiopians, Somalis, Arabs of every Middle Eastern backwater—-all are pouring across our borders unchecked and spilling off every airplane that lands and every ship that docks in this country.

For all practical purposes, there is no immigration control of any kind in the United States. They are taking our jobs, our hospital beds, our welfare dollars, our medical and social services, our schools, and our daughters. They fill our prisons. They sell drugs to our children. They transmit AIDS and other infectious diseases. They depress wages by supplying an endless source of cheap labor. In many parts of this country they are forcing their native languages on the rest of us rather than learning to speak English as White immigrants did in times past.

In the Congressional Record, published by the United States Government Printing Office, Proceedings of the House 1957, page 8559, you will find documentation of the plans for using non-Whites to achieve the destruction of Aryan America. Israel Cohen, a leading British Communist leader, published a pamphlet as far back as 1921 entitled A Racial Program for the Twentieth Century.

An excerpt: "We must realize that our Party's most powerful weapon is racial tension. By propounding into the consciousness of the dark races that for centuries they have been oppressed by the Whites, we can mould them to the program of the Communist Party. In America, we will aim for subtle victory. While inflaming the negro minority against the Whites, we will instill into the Whites a guilt complex for their exploitation of the negroes. We will aid the negroes to rise to prominence in every walk of life, in the professions and in the world of sports and entertainment. With this prestige, the negroes will be able to intermarry with Whites and begin a process which will deliver America into our hands."

Let us again quote Israel Zangwill, this time writing in 1914, the year millions of young White men marched to their deaths on the battlefields of Europe to make the world safe for Jewish international finance:

"...The negroes of genius [sic] whom the writer has been privileged to the potentialities of the race even without White admixture, and as men of this stamp are capable of attracting cultured White wives, the fusing process, beginning at the top with types like these, should be far less unwelcome than that which starts with the dregs of both races." Why does the name "O. J. Simpson" come to mind as we read these lines?

The Canadian Jewish intellectual, Max Dimont, called this acquisition of worldwide power by the Jews through the genetic admixture and destruction of every race (except the Jewish race), every nationality, and every religion (except for Judaism) "...a true Brotherhood of Man. Where would the capital of such a world order be? Why, Jerusalem, of course."

In the Talmud we find these words of Rabbi Baba Mezia: "Jews are human beings; the other peoples of the world are but beasts". This deranged Judaic vision of world conquest is symbolized in the esoteric Hebrew mysticism of the Kabbalah, and by the Talmudic allegory of the World Serpent, a gigantic snake depicted as girdling the globe with the head and the tail meeting in Jerusalem.

The Zionist leader Maurice Samuel wrote in 1924: "We Jews, the destroyers, will remain destroyers forever, because we need a world of our own."

Wherever there is organized degeneracy and corruption; wherever the Christian religion is insulted, ridiculed, and vilified; wherever the White woman is cheapened into a sex object and her role as wife and mother is mocked and degraded; wherever our daughters and sisters are depicted in the arms of non-Whites; wherever sex is commercialized and twisted into the loathsome perversions of homosexuality, sado-masochism, feminism, transvestism, pædophilia; wherever the White male and the Western civilization he created are abused, reviled, and subverted, there you will find the influence of the Jew. ALWAYS THE JEW!

Who created Communism, one of the crucial foundation blocks of today's New World Order? The Jews Mordecai Levy, a.k.a. Karl Marx, as well as his colleagues Friederich Engels, Karl Liebnecht, Victor Berger, Max Eastman, Daniel De Leon, Lev Bronstein (Leon Trotsky) with his armies of Jewish commissars. Marxism has been an offshoot of Judaism from day one.

Who financed the Bolshevik revolution in Russia? Jewish capitalist bankers such as Paul and Max Warburg, Jacob Schiff, and the Rothschild family.

Who created feminism, the sexual perversion which teaches that women should "liberate" themselves by rejecting marriage, home, and children and by lesbian sexual relationships? Jewesses like Gloria Steinem, Betty Friedan, Shulamith Firestone, Andrea Dworkin, Naomi Wolf, and Bella Abzug.

What organizations actively promote the murder of millions of unborn White infants through abortion? The American Jewish Congress, the B'nai Brith Women, the National Council of Jewish Women, the United Synagogues of America, the Women's League of Conservative Judaism, the Union of American Hebrew Congregations, the National Federation of Temple Sisters, the American Jewish Committee, and the North American Federation of Temple Youth have all come out in favor of the "pro-choice" agenda. Judaism is the one major American religious denomination which gives unqualified support to abortion, except for Orthodox Jewish rabbis who are adamantly opposed to abortion for Jews.

Who created the vile "counterculture" of the 1960s which now dominates our universities, our government, and our air waves? "New Left" Jews like Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Mark Rudd, Bernadine Dohrn, Herbert and Bettina Aptheker, Allen Ginsburg, and Susan Sontag (who once described the White race as "the cancer of history.")

In the U. S. Congress, who are the chief instigators of government violation of the Second Amendment right of all Americans to keep and to bear arms? Jewesses Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer, Jewish Congressmen Charles Schumer and Barney Frank, former Senator Howard Metzenbaum and present Senator Arlen Specter.

These people took a solemn oath to uphold the United States Constitution when they assumed office, and yet they violate that oath without cavil every time they introduce, lobby, or vote for gun control legislation. Why the apparent casual willingness to violate their oaths of office?

What is the basis for the Jews' universal and long standing historical reputation for dishonesty and untrustworthiness? Every year, during the most solemn holy day on the Jewish calendar, the Kol Nidre (All Vows) oath is sung in Jewish synagogues. In fact, it is the liturgical high point of the annual Yom Kippur or Day of Atonement festival. With the following Kol Nidre oath, Jews ready themselves for another year among the Gentiles: "All vows, obligations, oaths or anathemas, pledges of names, which we have vowed, sworn, devoted, or bound ourselves to, from this Day of Atonement until the next Day of Atonement, whose arrival we hope for in happiness, we repent aforehand of them all. They shall be deemed absolved, forgiven, annulled, void, and made to no effect; they shall not be binding, nor have any power; the vows shall not be reckoned vows; the obligations shall not be obligatory, nor the oaths considered as oaths."

Whose influence thrust Great Britain into war with China to make the Far East safe for the opium trade? The Jewish Sassoon family of bankers and drug dealers.

Who were the traders in human flesh who brought the blacks to America? In the Carnegie Institute publication entitled "Documents Illustrative of the Slave Trade in America", we find the following partial listing of Jewish owners of slave ships: Abraham Pereira Mendez, Aaron Lopez, Moses and Samuel Levy, Jacob Franks, Isaac Levy, Nathan Simpson, Justus Bosch, John Abrams, Henry Cruger, Jacob Phoenix, Mordecai and David Gomez, Nathan Marston, Abram Lyell, William DeWoolf and James DeWoolf, Jan De Sweets, John and Jacob Roosevelt.

Indeed, the slave trade was almost entirely a Jewish enterprise as far as the actual financing went. Black captives were sold into slavery by their own chiefs or rival tribes on the West Coast of Africa, Yankee skippers and crews captained the slave ships on the dangerous Middle Passage and battled tropical storms, deadly diseases, hostile tribesmen on the coast and the ever-present danger of slave revolts on board---while Jews sat safe in Boston, Providence, Nassau, and Charleston and reaped the profits.

Yet despite the role of the Jews in bringing the blacks to this country in chains, who financed and directed the so-called “Civil Rights Revolution” when it served their purposes later on? Jews like Jack Greenberg of the NAACP legal department, Marvin Rich of CORE, Herbert Aptheker of the Communist Party U.S.A., Jewish symphonic conductor Leonard Bernstein who held fund-raising cocktail parties for the Black Panthers, and Rabbi Israel Mill of the Rabbinical Council of America's "Civil Rights Task Force". Of the three so-called "civil rights activists" killed by Southern partisans in the famous "Mississippi Burning" incident in 1964, one was a black and two were Jews.

Who writes the scripts of television shows which ridicule traditional moral values, such as "Murphy Brown", and nauseous race-mixing drivel such as the thankfully short-lived "True Colors"? Wait until the end of any Hollywood movie or television sitcom and watch the credits roll. Notice all the Goldbergs, Levines, This-stein and That-steins, Silvermans, Kagans, and other obviously Jewish names.

We must stop this malicious destruction of our culture and our nation. We must refuse to allow ourselves to be deceived, indoctrinated, and intimidated by an alien people. And make no mistake about it—the Jews are an alien people in our midst. The Jewish U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis made this point clearly when he stated, "...Let us recognize that we Jews are a distinct nation of which every Jew, whatever his country, his station, or shade of belief, is necessarily a member."

Not only are they in our midst, they are occupants of all the seats of power in this nation. They own the news media and the entertainment industry. They control the Federal Reserve Bank and thereby enjoy a stranglehold on the economic health or our people. By means of high finance, they have gained control of corporate America. Using bribery, blackmail, and deceit, they have seized control of the U.S. government along with all the power of coercive force which goes along with it; the result has been the open butchery of White separatists like the Weaver family and non-approved religious dissidents such as the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas.

We in White America are living under alien occupation. If we are to survive as a race, and if civilization is to be maintained on the North America continent we must, like our forefathers, resist this tyranny with every means at our disposal. You have the moral duty to join and support this effort, without cavil and without stint. Will you take upon yourself this duty, this burden of history? Do you have the Right Stuff?

The Nigger Is Lying Again

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. -- Even after the White House offered up President Obama's birth certificate, there are still those who are questioning its legitimacy.

One Grand Junction man who works as a graphic artist says he has discovered something strange about the certificate. "There's no doubt that it has been edited and quite significantly," James Colby said.

He's been involved in graphic arts since 2004 and has never had a reason to doubt our president's birthplace. In fact, he says he is politically independent. Yet, Colby says he can't ignore the obvious.

After downloading the birth certificate straight off of the White House's website, he started noticing the apparent flaws in a computer program called Adobe Illustrator.

"Legitimate digitized, scanned documents will always have [a] faded appearance... There are too many jagged features, here." he said as the scoured the certificate. "So, it's not a single document, it's actually 'compositive' layers."

Colby says scanned images should only have one digitized layer. He says President Obama's birth certificate has almost 50 layers. "You can see the layers flash yourself just by rapidly zooming in and out in your web browser. That means that the browser is rendering different layers."

Colby concedes that there are some instances where scanned images produce multiple layers. "It's a program called OCR that converts text in the images into computer readable text," he said. "But, it would never work on signatures. So, the fact that the signatures have been edited discounts the possibility of it being OCR."

Colby continued pointing out the apparent problems. "You'll notice the white background behind these letters, which is also super-imposed, actually covers up a little bit of the 'D' in this word," he explained. "Even his name has been edited, all except for the 'R' in 'Barack.'"

But, Colby can not figure out why the White House would release something so obvious. "The question is why is it so obvious," he said. "Maybe the original certificate was damaged, maybe it was faded, maybe someone was just trying to clean it up. [But,] you'd think if that was the case, they would supply the original certificate just so there would be no suspicions."

Colby says as strange as the edits are, they don't prove a thing. But, he believes that they do point in one direction. "It's definitely been edited in it's entirety, so the indication would point to the probability of it being fake," he said. "But, nobody can really make that claim."

Colby isn't alone in believing the birth certificate has been altered. Other graphic artists and various conservative groups from across the country are saying the same thing.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Northwest Front FAQ Broadcast

Hi, guys:

A lot of people keep approaching me with the same questions about the Northwest Front--what makes the Northwest Front different from all the others? Why do you say nigger and kike and faggot in public? What's wrong with coming to the Northwest just to hide ourselves away in a little cabin in the woods where Obama can't find us? What about White enclaves and PLEs? Plus a lot of other frequently asked questions.

We did an actual FAQ podcast on Radio Free Northwest, you know. It's the Radio Free Northwest for September 23rd. It's a two hour special, so it's a bit long to listen to, but it had to be to cover all the stuff I thought we needed to go over. You can find the FAQ broadcast at:


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Radio Free Northwest - April 28th, 2011

Radio Free Northwest #66, dated April 28th 2011, is now available for download from the Party website at

In this podcast I try to "lighten up" a bit, I talk about the history of White contact with niggers, I play a speech by the late Dr. William Pierce, and Axis Sally talks about the Jewish question.

Monday, April 25, 2011

The Racist Northwest Easter Bunny Strikes

Give this comrade an A for initiative and creativity.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Why Is America Broke?

The bread winner in the family....interesting! And this isn't counting the millions of greedy mestizos sneaking in here, breeding like cockroaches and immediately getting on welfare at your expense! This slut makes more from welfare than a nuclear physicist! What's wrong with this picture, white America? How much longer will you tolerate this crap?


I was speaking to an emergency room physician this morning. He told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, "My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family." He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and get money for the family. It goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care. The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois.

Total yearly income: $144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs. Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" fo' de family.

Can I get a yaazzuuh??

-The Lone Haranguer

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Bill White Conviction Overturned

A federal judge on Tuesday threw out a jury's conviction of a white supremacist (sic) for using his website to solicit an attack on a jury foreman in a separate trial in Chicago.

In a 66-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman held that prosecutors did not present enough evidence to prove that William White, in his comments on, wanted the foreman harmed. He also ruled that White's postings were protected by the First Amendment. "The First Amendment protects vehement, scathing and even offensive criticism of others, including individuals involved in the criminal justice system," Adelman wrote.

Attorneys representing White during the trial in January said they knew the language on his website would be hurtful and offensive to many. But they argued that White never directly solicited an attack on Mark Hoffman, the foreman of a 2004 jury that convicted another white supremacist for soliciting the murder of a federal judge in Chicago. However, the jury convicted White after deliberating for only about three hours. [Presumably because it was full of niggers from Obongo's home town.]

Adelman, a Milwaukee judge assigned to the trial because of potential conflicts for other judges, had earlier dismissed the lawsuit before it even went to trial. However, an appellate court reversed that decision, resulting in the trial. Now the government is considering an appeal. With Adelman's ruling, White is going to be released from the Metropolitan Correctional Facility, his attorney said. "The First Amendment has been vindicated," said the attorney, Nishay Sanan. [There simply don't seem to be any non-Jewish, White heterosexual people involved in this case at all except for the defendant. Funny how that always works out in "our" cases, eh?"]

Prosecutors argued at trial that in a 2008 Web posting White named Hoffman as the gay Jewish anti-racist juror who had helped convict Matthew Hale for the solicitation of the murder of U.S. District Judge Joan Lefkow. White then added personal details about Hoffman on the website, including his color photo, home address, phone numbers and even his cat's name. Prosecutors argued that other angry postings by White on his website showed that he intended harm to come to those who disagreed with his white supremacist agenda. In one 2005 posting, White called for the "assassination" of anyone involved in the Hale trial.

[Now granted, this was dumb. White was one of these guys who got a visit from Mr. Hyde every time he sat down behind a computer keyboard. We've all been there. The thing is that he was NEVER a genuine threat and nobody with two brain cells to rub together ever thought he was. No one would have been more horrified than White himself if anybody had actually taken him up on it and taken a swing at this faggot juror or anything of the kind. The entire body of federal law enforcement and the judicial system knew full well from the very beginning that Bill White wasn't a threat to anyone, he was just an overgrown kid playing with his computer. They prosecuted him anyway, out of purely political motives, in order to silence him, specifically his opposition to the election of Barack Hussein Obama to the presidency in 2008, and that prosecution was disgraceful even if White was acting like a fool. It's the kind of thing that isn't supposed to happen in America. - HAC]

Adelman said that while White's other postings contain violent imagery, they don't affect what he wrote about the foreman. "That defendant may have intended others … be harmed only shows that defendant knew how to speak directly when he wanted to. The absence of any language calling for harm to Hoffman … cuts strongly against a finding of intent," Adelman wrote. "Knowledge, suspicion or even hope that something might happen to Hoffman is not enough."

Friday, April 22, 2011

Jeff Hughes Inquest - Finally

The authorities in the Great White North have finally set the date for the inquest into the murder of Comrade Jeff Hughes, for July 25th in Nanaimo--21 months after he was gunned down by a woman RCMP officer. Apparently it has taken that long for Dudley Do-Right and his horse to get their stories straight.

I am almost tempted to say, don't bother.

I presume they will come up with some ridiculous story about how Jeff, having called the local police himself to complain about the noise from his smoked-up Indian doper neighbors, then stepped out the door at six in the morning to welcome the police he had summoned himself while "brandishing" something. That's the usual dodge they use down here; the guy who embarrassingly ends up dead was always "brandishing" something. Possibly a knife. Maybe a bazooka, or a chain saw, or a kosher dill pickle, or a Tomahawk missile.

Anyway, I'm sure the inquest will find that the RCMP full response team, including dogs (who had been despatched instead of the local cops to a domestic disturbance call) had no choice but to riddle Jeff's body with ten bullets and leave him lying dead on the sidewalk. then ship the female officer off to Ontario out of reach of any investigation or media coverage, after clamping down a lid of secrecy so great nobody even knows her name.

I normally don't call police officers pigs--but these are. My friend and my brother was butchered and devoured by pigs.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Radio Free Northwest - April 21st, 2011

Radio Free Northwest #65, dated April 21st 2011, is now available for download from the Party website at

In this podcast I talk about Father Coughlin, the American fascist radio priest of the 1930s, and I also commemorate the 122nd birthday of a certain great man.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Adolf Hitler (1889 - )

He was born into humble circumstances, the son of an obscure civil servant in a remote corner of a crumbling empire, yet his name resounds throughout the world to this day.

He was rejected by the universities of his time for formal enrollment in art and in architecture, and yet he erected mighty buildings and monuments, and today a simple postcard that he drew in ink or charcoal fetches staggering sums at auction.

He never achieved more than a public school education, yet he wrote a book which has outsold every other book in history except for the Bible.

He fought as a front line soldier through all four years of the greatest war in history up to that time, never rising above the rank of corporal, but he won both of his country's highest decorations for bravery under fire and rose to command the mightiest armies on earth.

Almost unique in the history of his century, he was not a lawyer or an aristocrat or a man of inherited wealth and privilege, but a man who once earned his daily bread with the labor of his hands, and yet he conquered politics and rose to the leadership of the most brilliant and creative nation on earth.

So that his people might travel across the land he loved quickly and cheaply, he created a simple and sturdy automobile still in use today, and a network of highways that still spans Germany.

His game and forestry laws are still in force, and are praised by ecologists as a model of environmental protection.

His economic program received the sincerest form of flattery from the loathsome Roosevelt, who stole it and copied it into the context of the American Depression as his own.

Every man who ever met him personally, even those who became his bitterest enemies, spoke of him forever afterwards with awe and admiration. His courtesy and his gallantry toward women were legendary. With his power and his prestige he could have had any woman he wanted, but the woman he chose as his life's partner, and who eventually died by his side, was a simple and humble daughter of the people.

He did not drink. He did not smoke. He was a lifelong lover of animals and children and was happiest in the company of toddlers rather than statesmen and soldiers, and no one ever overheard him use a profane word or tell a smutty joke.

He lifted his people up from the mud of defeat and despair and alien domination, and he died trying to do the same for all of us.

To this day, his memory is kept green by the Aryan peoples of Germany and the world, even though it means prison, and in some countries death, to honor him or his legacy within the sight or hearing of the tyrant. He has been slandered, vilified, lied about, cursed, distorted, and damned every day since his death by the most powerful and evil tyranny mankind has ever known, and yet his name and his Symbol cannot be suppressed by force or by propaganda.

As we begin this new Millennium, his book is read and his name is on more lips than ever before and his image and his strength fills the hearts of a whole new generation of young Aryan men and women. He is invincible and immortal, and Victory shall one day be his.

He holds out his hand to us all. He offers us his strength and his wisdom, at a time when we so badly need both. Let us keep him always in our hearts and our minds and our souls, until the day comes when once more we may speak his name aloud and raise on high the sacred Banner for which he and so many millions more lived and died.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Not Known, But Knowable

May 31st, 1997

Timothy McVeigh has been betrayed. He has been betrayed by his own attorney. He has been betrayed by the former associates who were involved in the Oklahoma City bombing with him. He has been betrayed by the Federal government of the United States who set up the whole incident as a "sting" operation in order to rehabilitate the discredited BATF and to get the draconian Clinton "anti-terrorist" legislation passed and thus introduce gun confiscation and prior-restraint censorship of political speech into the United States.

People have asked me what I think of Order Judge Richard Matsch's refusal to allow BATF informant Carol Howe to testify. That gets into the whole Dennis Mahon-Andreas Strassmeir thing. I admit I am having to somewhat re-assess my views on the matter. The sudden convenient "indictment" of Carol Howe is very suspicious indeed; according to media reports there doesn't seem to be a shred of actual evidence against either her or her current live-in toy boy. It is difficult to believe that she was not indicted to get a "handle" on her and destroy her credibility as a witness.

The idea that Dennis Mahon was involved in anything like this is simply stupid to anyone who knows him, as I do. I have had an opportunity to speak with two people who knew Andreas Strassmeir well, and one assures me that "Andy" was "kind of like a German Gilligan", i.e. a bumbling nonentity who never tried to get any information or start any trouble and for some odd reason seemed interested only in military models and dating American women. The other swears to me that Strassmeir "acted too stupid to be stupid", but this may be 20/20 hindsight combined with right-wing paranoia. This source also claims that Strassmeir was constantly talking about guns, bombs, and violence, the mark of the provocateur.

I find it somewhat understandable that the government would target the harmless Elohim City commune for this kind of "sting"; ever since Waco the regime and their Hollywood lap dogs have been striving mightily to "prove" that any group of people who choose to separate themselves from the rat race and the boob toob and go off and live their own way by themselves are violent maniacs who must be put in prison by the valiant BATF. But on the balance, I still think the Strassmeir-Mahon scenario is a crock, not only because there is a complete lack of anything resembling evidence with the exception of a BATF informer slut, but because of the people who have been pushing the Strassmeir- Mahon scenario for all its worth.

Specifically I am very mistrustful of a so-called "militia e-magazine" called "John Doe Times" which suddenly appeared on the Internet and which is devoted entirely to trying to blame OKC on "neo-Nazis"; this is put out by a so-called militia group which seems to have no existence of any kind outside the Internet, and is written by what appears to me to be an intelligent and articulate person who is trying to write and act like a semi-literate redneck.

I am also deeply suspicious of anything which comes from the mysterious and highly dubious "free lance journalist" going under the name of "J. D. Cash". According to media reports this man was apparently involved with defense lawyers in an attempt to frame Louis Beam for the bombing. It was "Cash" who came up with Carol Howe and started this whole Strassmeir business, which attempts to rope in not only Mahon and Beam and Elohim City but crusading attorney Kirk Lyons who just happened (surprise, surprise!) to be handling the Waco wrongful death suits. As far as I am concerned, "Cash" blew his cover by trying to kill too many birds with the OKC stone.

Beyond this I have a problem. As most of you know, I believe I know at least part of the secret of Oklahoma City. I am, however, under a court injunction which effectively orders me not to publish anything about Oklahoma City which does not conform to the officially sanctioned parameters of speculation on the subject.

It is becoming increasingly obvious whose interests are being served in this matter, and I am happy to say that the penny finally seems to be dropping within the Movement that these people are not who and what they say they are, and have not been for some time. However, that does not help me in the short run as regards publishing the truth about Oklahoma City.

For the time being I have decided not to touch this particular tar baby. If I thought my knowledge my affect the outcome of events it would be a different story, but by now it's pretty clear that we are looking at a JFK Assassination-level coverup here and anything I say would simply be ignored, as it has been, indeed, by the media and by McVeigh's defense team.

This problem will not last forever, and there are ways and means by which the truth can and will be made known. Until then, my views on the matter may be summed up as follows: the truth about Oklahoma City is not known--- but it is knowable.

Harold A. Covington

"This destiny does not tire, nor can it be broken, and its mantle of strength descends upon those in its service." - Francis Parker Yockey, IMPERIUM

Monday, April 18, 2011

Nicht Mit Das Tomfoolery, Bitte

Hi, guys:

Some rules on blog comments:

Look, if you want to comment on posts, great. So long as your posts are compos mentis and in a general way serve the 14 Words, you're welcome to do so. However, that having been said--please do not use the names of other White Nationalists to comment under. Either do it anonymously, use a nickname, or better yet, do it under your own name.

The Goat Dancers are starting to whirl and twirl over several incidents where they claim the comments on here were not from the people they purported to be from. The Goat Dancers do enough whirling and twirling as it is without our giving them a few extra spins on their looney carousel. This, of course, assumes that the humorists who have been commenting here under other people's names are doing it as a joke of some kind and aren't doing it deliberately in order to stir shit.

If it keeps up I may simply have to assign pseudonyms or numbers or anonymize all comments. I have no way of knowing who anyone really is, and when fake comments from people who never made them appear, this has the appearance of Willard or Mr. Speidel or somebody deliberately trying to provoke more GUBU, which is something we don't need to be aiding and abetting.

We can't stop these loons or shut them up, more's the pity, but we don't need to be helping them. Play it straight, guys. It's time someone in the Movement did.


Sunday, April 17, 2011

Thor Point

By now you are well aware of the upcoming Thor movie by Marvel Studios in which various Norse gods are portrayed as non-white. More specifically, Hogun is Asian and Heimdall is negro.

I recently picked up the official movie guide by Marvel Studios, entitled simply Thor (May 2011)

They actually ask for reader feedback and request, in order to ensure honesty and confidentiality, that you do not include your name, address, or phone number.

Here is the address. Tell them what you think about importing non-white diversity into the Norse pantheon!

Thor Reader Poll
C/O Bryce VanKooten
Disney Consumer Products
1101 Flower street

-Phil H.

More from Our Token Jew

Sorry, I know I'm starting to slide on this blog, but I had the wedding yesterday and I'm going to be tied up with real-world stuff today as well, so I just have to drop in the first thing I can find. Here is a quote from our token Jew:

"I suppose people who graduate from very selective and expensive colleges, and receive immense reinforcement from colleagues who preceded them there, develop an inflated sense of their ability to effectively manage things, especially complex things.

Many of these young, bright people cannot believe that our creaking and foundering systems won't yield to their managerial tinkering, and the net effect must be to turn them into very cynical careerists with nothing left but personal ladder-climbing and wealth accumulation - hence, the disgusting biographies of figures such as former public servant Lawrence Summers and Mary Shapiro of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

The political left in America makes up in cynical cowardly avarice for all the mendacious stupidity on the political right, so we end up at this moment in history with a perfect blend of every bad impulse in human nature and none of the virtues."

-James Howard Kunstler