Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Obamanations

Miracle of miracles! The One is no longer quite so worshipped on late night TV.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -

-Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. - David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! - Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -
Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman

“The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.”


-Praguer Zeitung, April 28 2010


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