Monday, June 14, 2010

Netanyahu Psychiatrist Commits Suicide

[Okay, apparently the suicide is real, the article is satirical. - HAC]

Anguished Suicide Note Cites 'Deluge of Doublethink' In Driving Kind-Hearted Shrink to Despair

by Mike Smith

Moshe Yatom, a prominent Israeli psychiatrist who successfully cured the most extreme forms of mental illness throughout a distinguished career, was found dead at his home in Tel Aviv yesterday from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.

A suicide note at his side explained that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who has been his patient for the last nine years, had "sucked the life right out of me."

"I can't take it anymore," wrote Yatom. "Robbery is redemption, apartheid is freedom, peace activists are terrorists, murder is self-defense, piracy is legality, Palestinians are Jordanians, annexation is liberation, there's no end to his contradictions. Freud promised rationality would rein in the instinctual passions, but he never met Bibi Netanyahu. This guy would say Gandhi invented brass knuckles."

Psychiatrists are familiar with the human tendency to massage the truth to avoid confronting emotionally troubling material, but Yatom was apparently stunned at what he called the "waterfall of lies" gushing from his most illustrious patient. His personal diary details the steady disintegration of his once invincible personality under the barrage of self-serving rationalizations put forth by Netanyahu.

"I'm completely shocked," said neighbor Yossi Bechor, whose family regularly vacationed with Yatom's family. "Moshe was the epitome of the fully-integrated personality and had cured dozens of schizophrenics before beginning work on Bibi. There was no outward indication that his case was any different from the others."

But it was. Yatom grew increasingly depressed at his complete lack of progress in getting the Prime Minister to acknowledge reality, and he eventually suffered a series of strokes when attempting to grasp Netanyahu's thinking, which he characterized in one diary entry as "a black hole of self-contradiction."

The first of Yatom's strokes occurred when Netanyahu offered his opinion that the 9/11 attacks on Washington and New York "were good." The second followed a session in which Netanyahu insisted that Iran and Nazi Germany were identical. And the third occurred after the Prime Minister declared Iran's nuclear energy program was a "flying gas chamber," and that all Jews everywhere "lived permanently in Auschwitz."

Yatom's efforts to calm Netanyahu's hysteria were extremely taxing emotionally and routinely ended in failure. "The alibi is always the same with him," complained another diary entry. "The Jews are on the verge of annihilation at the hands of the racist goyim and the only way to save the day is to carry out one final massacre."

Yatom was apparently working on converting his diary into a book about the Netanyahu case. Several chapters of an unfinished manuscript, entitled Psychotic On Steroids, were found in his study. The excerpt below offers a rare glimpse at the inner workings of a Prime Minister's mind, at the same time as it reveals the daunting challenge Yatom faced in seeking to guide it to rationality:

Monday, March 8

"Bibi came by at three for his afternoon session. At four he refused to leave and claimed my house was actually his. Then he locked me in the basement overnight while he lavishly entertained his friends upstairs. When I tried to escape, he called me a terrorist and put me in shackles. I begged for mercy, but he said he could hardly grant it to someone who didn't even exist."

Michael K. Smith is the author of "Portraits of Empire" and "The Madness of King George," from Common Courage Press.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, a politician is by definition a megalomanic, and then in this case "Bibbi" was suffering the usual Jewish paranoia ("everybody is out to get me"). That is a dangerous combination. One wonders if perhaps, his shrink's "suicide" could have been a murder? After all, if he had any inkling of the existence of the "diary" that Yatom was keeping on him, that would have been enough to encourage Bibbi to help him meet his maker. Gunshot deaths can be staged to look like they are self-inflicted.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As if the world needed any more proof that ALL kikes are absolutely batshit insane. Every last one of those Satan-spawned, lying, thieving, murdering members of that genetically-defective inbred race (which invented the very "terrorism" and "racist hate" and "fascism" of which they constantly falsely accuse their victims) is so utterly delusional that even their own kike head-shrinkers exist in a perpetual state of posing imminent dangers to themselves and others. The very act of contemplating the taking of one's own life is so utterly irrational as to be incomprehensible to any sane person. Even several people I knew who had been sentenced by their physicians to the certainity of agonizing death from exceptionally-brutal forms of cancer refused to take the coward's way out, choosing instead to die in their own beds in the narcotic-induced stupor of prescription painkillers (none were sufficiently racially-aware to make the better choice of hero's death). The only way to face such a fate heroically would be to make as one's dying wish the request to meet face-to-face with one of the (kike) de-facto rulers of the world, if only to be shot dead by the kike's bodyguards while in the act of lunging at the bagel-biter with every intention of wringing the vile creature's miserable neck with his bare hands. The fact that this kike head-shrinker chose to take a powder rather than face and learn from its failure speaks volumes about the mental stability of the so-called "ruling elite" of this sick world.

-- WhitePride65

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another possibility, however, is that the kike head-shrinker was conveniently suicided by Mossad for having carelessly allowed the truth about Netanyahu's "Psychotic on Steroids" mental state to be leaked to the outside world. The kikes really hate those accidental-truth incidents, and have demonstrated a bad habit of "shooting the messengers" when they've happened. Either possibility, that the kike's sudden trip to Hell was by its own cloven hoof or was a Mossad hit proves the inherent pathgological nature of the kike.

-- WhitePride65

12:36 AM  

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