Air Force One Crashes In Iowa
We have received a news advisory that Air Force One has crashed in a cornfield in Iowa. The Secret Service response team has found no survivors.The Secret Service has interrogated one Leonard Simms, 52, a local farmer, who claims to have witnessed the crash. "It was horrible," said Simms. "They was all dead, so I did the decent thing. I gave them all a Christian burial over there in that field."
"All of them dead?" asked the appalled Secret Service detail chief. "All dead? Even President Obama?"
Simms replied, "Well, he kept saying he warn't dead, but you know what a turrible liar Barry is..."
posted by The Old Man at
5:06 PM
1 Comments:
OMFG!!! ROFLMWAO!!! That "old" joke is a timeless CLASSIC and has been since the original version about the busload of commie "Cibbol Raghts" terrorists crashing with Marchin' Lootin' Koon aboard!!!
--WhitePride65
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