Sunday, March 22, 2009

Jewish Women

A friend and I were nattering on line about Jews in Hollywood, and he mentioned that while the Jewess Lauren Bacall was actually quite a fox in her Casablanca days, in later life she was a genuinely horrible-looking old yenta. This set off my standard rave about Jewish women as evidenced by their Hollywood exemplars, and it strikes me I haven't ever blogged that one.

The fact is that Jewish women really just aren't that sexually attractive on the whole. Even their own men don't find them so. This probably has something to do with the general neurosis that appears both among them and Jewish men. You'll notice that in great "classics" of Joosh literchur like Portnoy's Complaint, as well as in real life, it's always the blond Gentile woman that Sammy Glick and Portnoy and his counterparts lust after.

JAPs have a very grim reputation along that line as ugly, greedy, arrogant, self-absorbed, bitchy and repulsive in their personal habits, crazy as loons, and sexually frigid. Gina Gershon may have a certain exotic air, but you look close and you get the impression of body hair and odor.

Okay, I'll grant you, some Jewesses are pretty cute when they're in their teens, especially the Hollywood variety who have the benefit of the most skilled makeup artists, trainers, plastic surgeons, and cosmetologists in the world. But when they hit about age 21 they start to get porky, misproportioned, saggy-titted and camel-faced really quick.

Good example #1, Alicia Silverstone, whom I saw in some bow-wow the other day. I think her face must have been plastic-surgeried as to the nose, since that's still pretty pert. She and Michael Jackson may share the same nip-and-tucker. But I'll swear she's already had her first face lift and it still hasn't completely done in the jowls and chubby cheeks.

Despite liposucting a whole barrel of lard off her thighs and gut, she's still thick in the middle. In that Aerosmith video she did at 15 she was an incredible edible, but even by the time of Clueless she was starting to get noticeably heavy hips. Not so much a negroid buffalo butt as she's just thick in the body, a very common attribute of Jewish females. No wonder her career is in the toilet, given Hollywood's obsession with thinness.

Supposedly Alicia won't do nude scenes as a matter of principle. Well, maybe. But more likely, she can't find anyone who's interested in seeing her nekkid. Producers don't want their male audiences yelling "Put it back on! Put it all back on!"

I hear Alicia, as well as some others I won't name, are on something Hollywood unofficially refers to as the "Buchenwald Diet" (invented by a Jew doctor, of course) of 900 calories a day. Jesus, imagine being a millionaire many times over and having to live on a "Buchenwald diet?" Even movie stars have their crosses to bear, it would seem.

Good example #2: Mila Kunis. Ukrainian Jew, born in Kiev in 1983. During her first couple of seasons of That 70s Show (she more or less stole the part by lying about her age; she was 14 when she tried out) I will grant you, she was cute as a cut-button in a black-haired gypsy kind of way. It didn't last. I saw her last night doing an interview about Family Guy (she does the voice of Meg.) Either she did it without makeup, or else someone on the set really screwed up, because she looked like a hag.

She's 26 now and her face is really going Golda Meir, lips thickening, first crow's feet appearing, cheeks starting to sag, hair lank and rough-looking, and her skin is really dark--you can tell she's got a lot of Tatar in her, like Lenin did. Mila's small-boned and short enough so she won't have the blowsy, tit-sagging Jewess look as she gets older. She'll have the small, hard, brown Jewess look, if you get my drift, the one that reminds you that Jews are an Asiatic people. She could play Gina Gershon's daughter, easy.

Final example, lest this turn into a Hollywood gossip column: Natalie Portman. Israeli. At age 13 in The Professional she was a charming, impish little waif. She's 27 now, going on about 42, on a good day.

I caught her in the The Other Boleyn Girl, and she's headed straight for Yenta City. Face rounding, cheeks and lips swelling, nose flaring into the classic Hebrew 6-shape, typical Jewish camel-face heading her way like an oncoming train. She better start making appointments with some of those Beverly Hills plastic surgeons pretty soon or she won't be able to get any parts besides Yiddishe mamas.

Speaking of which, you want to see the result of a Jewess trying to stay Aryan-looking and marketable thereby? Jane Seymour, nee Wilhelmina Frankenberg. She damned sure ain't no Bond Girl no more. She's had so much facial surgery and strategic botox the skin is stretched across her cheeks and the side of her skull tight as a drum, to where it looks about to split and her nose looks almost like it will start to melt like a candle, like Michael Jackson's.

In desperation she finally agreed to do a topless scene in The Wedding Crashers and supposedly she had to have a kind of botox support system surgically installed to get her sagging Yiddishe udders up off her waist. Hmm...maybe I could make it as a Hollywood gossip columnist...

Seriously, though, in the sheer beauty department, none of these JAPs can hold a candle to Jennifer Aniston, Meg Ryan, Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst, Dominique Swain, or even the trashed-out Lindsay Lohan.

Okay, granted that morality-wise Hollywood corrupts the whole lot of them, and I'm certainly not claiming your average Gentile actress is someone you'd want to bring home to mother. But look at your big Jew producers and directors and studio heads--and who they choose to marry for their trophy wives when they can afford it, as they can. Maybe Jewish men know something about Jewish women we don't.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Joel Silverstein said...

I never thought I'd read anything here that I agreed with, but in this case you're spot on. Jewish women are castrating bitches and the real Jewish mother isn't funny at all, she's a horrible figure who has emasculated and morally destroyed countless generations of male Jews and corrupted generations of Jewish girls into being just like her. If you ever really want to understand why Jews do a lot of the things they do, you should bear this in mind: mostly they do it to stay out of the house and away from the poisonous women in their lives.

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hear, hear. Who in their right mind would want to live as the star of a Woody Allen movie for the rest of their life?

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always loved this article. Thanks for the repost and its many updates over the years. Most of the "ugly old Yenta" jokes I tell are quoted directly from the Operation Directors' Cut chapters of The Brigade with credit to the author and a plug for the book after the joke. Told the story of what happened to the filthy-mouthed standup "comic" JAP in The Brigade recently after someone mentioned that real-life Yenta bitch she reminded me of. Every chance I get to follow a comment sounding vaguely like Racial awareness made by a fellow White with a plug for the Northwest series, I grab the chance!

WhitePride65

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's amazing is that half or quarter-Jewish women are this way, as well. And it doesn't matter whether it comes from her father's or mother's side - the JAP genes are still there. Doesn't start fading until about the 4th or 5th generation of race-mixing, and even then you have to watch your back.
-D

9:40 PM  
Anonymous John Norman Howard said...

Well, all things considered, I'm not sure how much of this pertains only to Jewish women... seems like Mother Nature isn't all that kind to any of her daughters as the years go on... albeit, as in all things, notable exceptions.

Personally, I can put up with the loss of looks... what I can't stomach are the feminist attitudes... which only fly in a coddled society to begin with.

As with children, it's the same with women... no matter how cute, no one can truly love, nor long tolerate, a spoiled brat.

6:03 AM  
Anonymous Tom Mix said...

Long before I became racially aware I made the mistake of dating several Jewish women. GOD, they were all crazyu bitches! I mean even more than usual for this society. Sexually kinky, self-obsessed, neurotic, narcissistic--I actually got my first notion of the Jewish problem from observing these Yentas and their equally screwed up families.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that camel-faced Jewess is DEAD:

http://obits.dignitymemorial.com/dignity-memorial/obituary.aspx?n=Jill-Maris&lc=1227&mid=4375210

http://obits.dignitymemorial.com/dignity-memorial/obituary-print.aspx?n=Jill-Maris&lc=1227&mid=4375210

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ugly thing is that even qurter or even half jewish women are still ugly as hell and still have hideous personalities.Believe it man even the half jews are hideous as hell....

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewishw oemna re ugly as hell,on average or bestest looking of them.They are sexually frigrid too.All bad things you can imagine exist on Jewish women.Stupid too.Not smart at all and lack in class.AND MANNERS.


A common Jew man in his early 30's who never dated one.

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jewish women are ugly as hell and have ugly personalities too.And if you ever find a beautiful one make it 99,9% that they ARE MIXED!!!Plus Jew women are ugly as shit and GRoss as bodies too.They never have busty boobs nor curvy they suck it up too.If you ever find a JEWISH man who says that jewysh women are beautiful make it 99,9% that he is ZIONIST!!!!

6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jewish women OMG THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY EWWWWW

I am half arab half jewish.
They always treat me like if i am a trash.
Jewish woemna re ugly and jews unfortunatelly know it.That's why they love so much interacial dating.
That what excactlt hurts them.BWT they are not that smart either...
I hated all jewish women in my life...
Zionist say always that jewish woemna re beautiful to make arabs believe it....

Btw you forgotted the most hideous jewess of all times history:SARAH SILVERMAN

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jews need to warn when they want us to date their ugly women...

an arab....

9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah jewish women are bitches. I hate my adopted jewish mother i'd like to hit her in the face with a crowbar. extreme narcissist stuck up manipulative cunt on a power trip. that really is why jews are all fucked up because their mothers humiliate and emasculate them, then they go out to try and take over the world and exploit and hurt everyone else to regain their manhood.

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must admit, at times on Yom Kippur, and what little exposure
I've seen in Jewish families.
Jewish families did thin out since
the 1940's and I do admit the
Jewish women I met were as exactly
as posted on this blog site.
My mom is Jewish, she is very frigid, manipulative, controlling,
and a very conniving gold digger.
I realize now, I lived a lie, my
mom hurt me in ways I am not aware of, but I realize now, my mom is
Jewish, denies her Jewish identity
but fits all of the descriptions in
this blog post perfectly! From the
sagging boobs, to the controlling
nature, and other Jewish women I
met at the synagogues didn't like
men and acted like raisin pruned
hags who acted more like men than
women. Just so you know, The N.O.W.
organization is run by Jewish lesbians who want to castrate men and make all women total femdoms.
Watch out! If Jewish women are
really this bad and nasty whore sluts. Then may Adonai Elohim Tzavaout punish them accordingly as
they have destroyed all hope for
the future of Israel. I cry out to
Adonai Elohim Tzavaout to punish,
and destroy all power tripping, control domineering Jewish lesbian feminists and break them as submissive whore cunt sluts! L'Shem Mitzvot Torah Amein! x3! :)

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God must have decided to give Jewish women brains instead of beauty.

2:06 PM  

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