United States Immigration and Residence
What are the requirements for British immigrants and their families to the U. S.? Is there a website I can look at?
I periodically get queries from our comrades in Europe, the Antipodes, South Africa and Canada on this subject, but especially from the U.K. Apparently life has become so intolerable in Great Britain nowadays that many of our British comrades, knowing full well that they are jumping from the frying pan into the fire, still want to come here, where at least uttering a politically incorrect opinion is not followed by immediate arrest and Clockwork Orange-style brainwashing, and where there is not a closed-circuit television camera on every corner as Big Brother watches. (So much for England "standing for civilization.")
Several months ago, a comrade in Scotland, Mark, contacted me through a third party, James, and asked me about any possibility of he and his wife coming to America. This is an updated version of the letter I wrote to them:
Dear James and Mark:
I can tell you right now, it's going to be very, very difficult for you to come here to the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, unless Mark is a brain surgeon or a nuclear physicist. When Lady Liberty holds up her torch beside the Golden Door and says, "Give me your tired, your poor, your wretched huddled masses yearning to breathe free," for the past fifty years or so there has also been a sign tacked on below: "Colored only; no Caucasians need apply."
American immigration law is an incredibly confusing hodge-podge. Like the American tax code which even IRS agents cannot understand or explain, most ICE officers themselves do not know and cannot explain most provisions of American immigration practice. The rule of thumb seems to be that once a cheap laborer with a brown skin gets past the border, he is more or less ignored unless he gets really drunk or stoned and commits some spectacular criminal offense that can't be overlooked. I can tell you from my own experience in trying to bring my New Zealand girl friend over here, and before that my wife and children in Ireland, that this country simply does not want White immigration and will deliberately and with malice aforethought erect every conceivable barrier to keep White immigrants out.
Even the old dodge of marrying an American if Mark was single wouldn't serve; at my last job I knew an American girl whose British husband had already been ordered out of the country by the INS. She was about to leave, with their child, to live with him and his parents in Cheshire (in mid-winter, yet. Joy!) for at least two years until his paperwork got sorted. The only way Jan and I were finally able to be together was for us both to live together in London. And that was pre-9/11. God knows what it's like now.
Unless a British or European falls into the highly, highly skilled category, I will go so far as to tell him or her that there's no point in even trying to do it through channels. True, there are a few possible loopholes, but the one thing he mustn't presume is that he will be cut the same slack that Juan Jiminez the illegal wetback picking lettuce or cleaning out the rich Jew's swimming pool in Beverly Hills will be afforded. He won't be. White illegals get deported every day here, without trial or hearing. Just because the ICE ignores brown illegals, don't be fooled. They will pounce on a white illegal and throw them onto planes so fast it will make their heads spin. Ask those poor Russian and Hungarian girls who were busted in the big Wal-Mart raid two years ago when the INS herded 400 young White women out to the airports and back to Eastern Europe with no hearing at all.
All that said, if you do decide to make the attempt:
Rule One is get past the airport. Once you are actually standing in the sidewalks of Jew Yawk or wherever, and you're in the country, if you know what you're doing or if you have a little money, you can start working the system like the Pinball Wizard from Soho down to Brighton, etc. Cicero said "The existence of many laws is the sign of a corrupt society." American law is a jungle housing many predators, but like all jungles, a savvy prey can also learn to escape, evade, and hide therein.
The first thing to do for Europeans aspiring to "breathe free" is to get your asses into the country by hook or crook, with some kind of valid visa. Entry without a visa makes you truly illegal. You can still work the system once you're in, but it's a lot more difficult, so try to at least get past the airport with a valid passport and a rubber stamp. (Note: it is also illegal for American citizens to re-enter the United States without going through customs and passport control at an authorized border check.)
Our aspiring Caucasian immigrant's visa needs to be at least one cut above tourist if this can be managed. Tourist visas are very hard to zilchify, sanctify, or transmute into a higher grade of visa, much less a green card. You keep getting constantly confronted with this moronic demand that you leave the country before they'll process your paperwork and you have to hire lawyers to fight that for five years. (Anyone stupid enough to leave the country on promise of a visa later doesn't deserve to be here anyway. You know darned well that once you leave voluntarily, they're not going to let you back in. Ask Mark Cotterill.)
A student visa is best. Everyone from aspiring Quickie Mart managers from Calcutta to 9/11 hijackers originally gets into the United States on a student visa. Find some course to take at some Moo U. in Oregon or Idaho and get a student visa, of which there are several categories, some of which will even allow you to work legally on an ostensibly part-time basis, and some of which last two or three years.
Student visas also apply to certain kinds of on-the-job internships with large corporations. Your best chance at getting in might actually be through a corporation. If you can come in with some kind of job, even if it's only working for Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips for your accent, you're killing two birds with one stone.
The trick here is to work a shufty and get some American corporation to hire you, and let them worry about ICE. There are agencies all over London that specialize in U. S. employment, especially for nannies and servants (white servants are an incredible status symbol among America's super-rich.) More about the Indentured Servant option later on in this rave.
Once you get past the airport, you've got at least some wiggle room and you can start playing the System like a pinball machine. The Left has been doing it for years. You've got options. If you decide you want to stay, resign yourself to the fact that you will eventually have to hire a skilled and expensive immigration attorney whose main function will be to get you out of this ridiculous ICE demand that you leave the country again for years while Washington puts your papers in a drawer indefinitely and leaves them there for the mice to nibble on. A good lawyer can tie the System in knots for years and can probably eventually get them to say "fuck it" and give you the necessary rubber stamp and papers to get out of their hair and get your file off some bureaucrat's desk, never mind how.
Don't knock yourself out trying to assault the bureaucracy head-on. If you have a White skin, it is designed for the express purpose of keeping you out. The power to keep people out or kick people out is the immigration bureaucrat's narcotic, the one thing that makes him somebody other than the wretched little cretin he is, and they love to use it. Since these weak little Walter Mitty types can't use that power against blacks and browns and yellows, and this frustrates them, when White illegals get caught up in the mincing machine they get a double dose of bullshit.
If at all possible, try to get some kind of corporation on your team before you come, so you can come in on a temporary work permit which is much easier to transmute into a full green card. Failing that, the next best thing is a student visa, as I mentioned.
Now...there is another route into America which I hesitate to mention because it's so damned degrading. Fancy being a servant? Most likely to rich Jews or non-White nouveau-riche? Believe it or not, British butlers and nannies are still major status symbols over here. No mansion in the Hamptons or penthouse on Central Park is complete without some pretty blond girl with a Euro accent in an obviously subservient position, taking orders and fetching and carrying and hauling around the squalling liver-lipped brats of Missus Greenboig whose hubby is the biggest junk bond dealer on The Street, or some negress of the new Obamanoid elite, dolled up to the nines whose husband is a big wheel federal prosecutor while she's got some GS-17 sinecure downtown. Yadda yadda yadda.
I know this would be the bitterest pill of all for any European with any personal or racial pride left to swallow, but a servant visa (there is a special visa for that, yes) will get you past the airport and allow you to plunk your feet down on American concrete with at least some legal right to engage in employment. And it's probably the easiest one to get. Otherwise, you could wait years.
Go down to London and go through Mr. Higginbotham's Six Week Boffin Brit Butler School, and get your wife some kind of cert from the Mary Poppins Nanny Academy, and then send resumes, cooked of course, to various domestic servant agencies along the American east coast. You will be on a plane to Jew York faster than you can say chim-chim-cheree. I happen to know through various nefarious sources that you will be snapped up. Domestic service for the wealthy is one of the few virtually guaranteed job openings remaining.
Since your employers will be on the upper levels of a thoroughly corrupt and money-driven society, and if they like you they will have the juice, the shekels, and the attorneys to make the ICE roll over, you need to stay on their good side for a while and refrain from chopping them up with an axe until you get that green card in your hand. The work and the humiliation will make you want to vomit, but you need to stick it long enough to get acclimated, before you flee into the night with your massah's silver in your suitcase.
Long and the short of it, guys--immigration to the United States from Europe can still be done, but it is bloody difficult. I will of course be glad to help with individual cases in any way I can. E-mail me with a precis of your individual situation and we'll put our heads together and see what we can come up with.