Friday, November 07, 2008

"The One" Announces Solution to Banking Crisis

Our new Maximal Leader and Ayatollah Rock-and-Rolla Barack Hussein Obama, de O-Man and "The One," has announced his new plan to solve the banking crisis. It is called the "Zimbabwe Solution" and involves printing new currency like mad. (See sample above.)

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You left off about 6 zeroes, and you got the value 49 cents too high.

Lead - the other precious metal.

Dave 11072008 / 1152

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Albion White said...

Black people all over the world celebrated Obama's victory long into the night on Tuesday.
It was okay for them but the rest of us had jobs to go to in the morning!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Mark Taylor said...

I've friends -both racial nationalists- who say that Obama's just another front man for the New World Order and that his ethnic,especially black,followers, are going to be disappointed -to put it delicately-when he doesn't deliver.We shall see! In the meantime-reckon they'll have grits,chitterlings, fried chicken,watermelon and molasses at the Inaugural Dinner?

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Heimdall said...

The fries chicken will stuck in their throats !!

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

albion white, thanks for the humor--I need it in these "black" times.

Will the new national bird be the fried chicken?

9:39 PM  

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