All This Economy Stuff
Guys, I say again--yes, I know all this economy stuff is boring. I know it uses big words and conveys ideas instead of images. I know it hurts your head to read a block of type and try to figure out what the words mean. But you have to understand this stuff and not just turn away to the web page on Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover. Please! It's going to destroy your world and your family and you must come to grips with it.
Now go back down and read that last one again, slowly, from the top, and think about what it says, before we continue.