Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Jug-Ears Drunk As A Lemur At Olympics

Yesterday morning I was tempted to ask those Secret Service hoodlums who showed up at my door if they didn't have anything better to do? But now I see they don't. This is our illustrious Head of State, completely pistus newtus, being held up in the stands at the Beijing Olympics by his Secret Service bodyguards, for fear he might collapse under the weight of consciousness.

5 Comments:

Blogger dizzyfatplonka said...

The British abroad are always being stigmatized as drunken louts.

About time we had a piece on presidents abroad :-D

With the secret service hoodlums on the prowl it will soon be hard to know which blogs are being banned and censored and which ones where just chicken shits who bailed out.

6:58 AM  
Anonymous Roger Young said...

Maybe he'll do like his ole man and vomit into the lap of the Chinese prime minister at a state dinner.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Keith Frost said...

For a fact we will *NOT* see this reported on the evening news.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Heimdall said...

To see and hear about El Presidente always make me smirk ;) In Sweden we got a lot of politicians who are longterm drunks too, and remember mr Jeltsin of the USSR , he was a sight for Gods..

4:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The full set of drunken Bush photos is beyond belief, look them up. Only thing I'm surprised about is that the Bush-hating left media isn't splashing this all over the news.

8:11 AM  

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