Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Political Spin

[This is one of those things that wandered in off the internet, and either the attribution wasn't attached or else I just plain lost it. - HAC]

This is what political spin looks like:

Judy, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham, a horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Judy e-mailed for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters cropped Remus' picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software, so that all that's seen is a head shot. The accompanying biographical sketch read as follows:

"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function heldin his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

And that's how it's done.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny! The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always had a weakness for horse theives. I mean who really has a right to own a loose horse anyway. There's two sides to those kind of stories, Hac.

9:07 PM  

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