Kowabunga, Dude! Bart Bares All!

I am no longer shocked by how low this society can sink. I'm fascinated. There literally seems to be no lower limit at all to the sheer silliness, creepiness, and perversion that America wallows in. It's actually starting to get funny, in a sick kind of way.

The Saskatoon (Canada) Phoenix reports: "In the unlikeliest nude scene since Kathy Bates' hot-tub hijinks in About Schmidt, Bart Simpson will reportedly go full frontal in his upcoming feature film. According to Newsweek, which got a sneak peek at The Simpsons Movie, 'little Bart flashes his little part to the entire world' while skateboarding sans clothing on a dare from dad Homer. If his full Monty makes it to the big screen in July, the magazine notes, it may be the first time a Hollywood movie has exposed this sort of skin -- albeit in cartoon form -- without being slapped with an R-rating."

Yes, it appears that this sick society's jaded lust for any new sensation or obscenity or perversion is now such that we are indulging in animated porno. As if there isn't enough of the real thing floating around.

The questions this story raises boggle the mind: A) That we have people in a major industry who would do such a thing, and B) That we have people in America who will apparently pay, and advertisers who will sponsor, an animated act of child pornography. They probably couldn't get away with showing a little boy full frontally nude, which is why they're doing it in cartoon format. I don't know, though--they showed twelve year-old Dakota Fanning being violently assaulted and raped by a white (of course!) pervert, to an Elvis Presley soundtrack. Maybe the rules are still slightly stricter for little boys. The Jews who run the movie industry may sense that the country is not quite ready for open paedophilia yet.

The media, of course, is treating this nauseating episode as a big joke. The Phoenix goes on: "Not surprisingly, buzz around young Simpson's sceptre is already nearing fever pitch among pundits and fans.'That Bart is a cartoon character, and a defiant adolescent one at that, does make the cultural interest in his private parts more complex and intriguing,' says Kim Blank, a professor of popular culture at the University of Victoria. 'But the bottom line -- pun intended -- is that Bart, despite the little pixels that constitute his personhood, is an American icon -- a transcendent celebrity who defies age. And we, as a culture, are always interested in seeing naked celebrities, if only to confirm our fantasy that they have what we have.'"

Pseudo-intellectual claptrap. Of course, this further step towards the legitimization of homosexual paedophilia, using an animated character where even the Jews of Hollywood don't dare use a live little boy--yet--had nothing do with this, nor the millions of dollars to be dropped into Jewish pockets by displaying a child's sexual organs, even if only cartoon ones. No, no Heaven forbid!

Is there in fact any limit to the toxic waste America will wallow in? Apparently not.