Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Insane Jews Plan Nuclear Sneak Atttack

If the Sunday Times of London, one of the most reputable and painstakingly accurate newspapers in the world, is right, then all of humanity is facing a crisis which no one on earth dares ignore.

It is entirely possible that the Jewish people, having finally gotten the message that they will not be allowed to rule the world, have decided to exercise what the Israeli government once designated as "the Samson Option." They are going to launch a nuclear first strike against Iran, and destroy human civilization as we know it in the process.

The Times article states that "Israel has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons. Two Israeli air force squadrons are training to blow up an Iranian facility using low-yield nuclear bunker-busters, according to several Israeli military sources. The attack would be the first with nuclear weapons since 1945, when the United States dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

According to the Times, the Jews are going to use nukes because "Israeli military commanders believe conventional strikes may no longer be enough to annihilate increasingly well-defended enrichment facilities. Several have been built beneath at least 70ft of concrete and rock. However, the nuclear-tipped bunker-busters would be used only if a conventional attack was ruled out and if the United States declined to intervene."

In other words, if the Democrats in Congress or the few remaining sane elements in the Republican party, or even the American military itself, is able to prevent Jug-Ears from attacking Iran, then the Jews intend to start the true War to End All Wars (and everything else) by acting all on their own.

This is instructive. In the White House we have an increasingly disturbed and paranoid U. S. President with his hand on the button, but we need to remember that even if somehow his twitching fingers can be wrenched away from that button, the monster that we have created in the Middle East could still destroy the earth.

Let us examine what would happen in the event of a nuclear attack on Iran. In the first place, this would be absolutely the last straw for the Muslim world. The few remaining American and Israeli puppet regimes in places like Jordan, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt would almost certainly be overthrown by massive Islamic mobs in a spontaneous act of region-wide revolution, drowning those regimes in blood.

Iran would immediately close off the Straits of Hormuz, which would cut off 40% of the West's oil coming from Iraq and Iran right there, but it is virtually certain that we would also lose the oil fields in Saudi Arabia and the Emirates. In Pakistan, the Musharraf regime would almost certainly fall, and Pakistan already has nukes--so Osama Bin Laden would end up with some nice toys to play with.

The loss of the majority of its crude oil supply would completely wreck the economy of the West. Literally everything would break down, because even non-petroleum products require petroleum for manufacturing and transport at various stages. America would be forced back to the eighteenth century in a matter of a few years or maybe even months. The power would go out all across the United States and stay off; we would probably lose contact with Europe and the rest of the world and the rest of our own country, because there would be no fuel for planes and cars or diesel for trains (we not only destroyed America's railroads, we got rid of the last steam engines half a century ago.)

The race war everyone has been predicted for seventy years would break out, and millions of fat, lazy, and weak white couch potatoes would be butchered by the black and brown hordes. There would be a total governmental collapse and Israel itself would find itself friendless and just as badly hit as everybody else--until the Muslims roll over it in millions and tear those Jews to pieces with their bare hands.

Hmmm...

You know, it would almost be worth it to finally get that Jewish monkey off the world's back.

On second thought--go ahead, Jews. Nuke Iran. Sometimes the only way to get rid of the rats is to burn down the barn.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fascinating idea that makes the concept of the Northwest Homeland all the more worthwhile:

The American Southwest is only inhabitable at all because of air conditioning, which is only made possible by dirt cheap energy costs.

Let those costs, say, quadruple - or worse, go to infinity because the petroleum is not available at all - and see how quickly the Reconquista kicks into high gear.

The Northwest will look mighty attractive under those circumstances.

Hydropower, great soil, and small abandoned communities, are all just perfect for, say, high-tech Amish, as we would have to be to pull through $200/USD barrel oil, which, of course, is the immediate predecessor to economic collapse.

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