Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan. Anna Nicole Smith. Knut the Polar Bear. Kung Pao Chicken. Tornado. Nicole Richie. Nancy Grace. Liposuction.
Sorry, trying to raise the hit level again by catching searches.
I am going nuts trying to figure out just precisely who is behind this kaffir Barack Obama. Somebody sure is...in our wonderful System, nobody, no politician, whether he's White or black(ish), just comes out of left field and runs for President of the United States. The entire system is set up in order to prevent that type of thing. It's not allowed.
So someone must be pushing Obama and must have obtained the correct "permits" from the soulless men in business suits who actually run things. The creature himself doesn't seem to have much going on in his mind; he actually looks kind of lost out there, trying to look Presidential. I get the impression of some little mulatto kid wandering around saying, "Where am I and what am I doing here?" Somebody is pushing him, and it has to do with Hillary.
Is the Obama critter a straw man set up by the liberal wing of the Democratic party for Hillary to play with in public, distract media attention away from more serious Democratic candidates, and then demolish as appropriate? Basically something for Hillary to kill the first year of her campaign messing with? (And why the hell is it starting so early this time? Do the big knobs know something we don't know about what's going to be happening in the fall of 2008?)
Or is Obama a genuine if covert anti-Hillary effort on the part of bona fide anti-Hillary Dems, who have now had a chance to get a good look at her, and who are either too revolted by what they see to acquiesce in handing her the Imperial crown on a silver platter, or possibly genuinely frightened enough by what they see to try this feeble ploy to deflect the coming Hillary dictatorship? Basically, liberals who figure they can trump Hillary's tits in the PC stakes via Obama's black(ish) skin? If so, one wonders what Hillary will do to them once she has the power (and all those lovely Bush "security" laws?)
This is why I would never consider suicide. I'd always be afraid I'd miss something.