Jews are famous for their comedians and their comedy shticks, and boast that they're the funniest people on earth, although anyone who has watched a single Jackie Mason standup would beg to differ.
Oddly enough, the much-vaunted Jewish sense of humor seems to vanish when the joke is at their expense, as witness their hysteria over the Iranian Holocaust cartoon contest. Jewish comedienne Joan Rivers has a really popular latest shtick. She heaps abuse on poor old drunken Mel Gibson and says he deserves to die. Oy, gevalt, vot laffs!
For those of you who have been living on the moon for the past nine months, in July of last year, Mel Gibson was pulled over by a sheriff's deputy for drunk driving coming from a bar in Malibu, California. He was in fact several sheets to the wind, and he made the mistake of speaking aloud certain inconvenient truths about a certain Tribe, specifically "The [expletive deleted] Jews cause all the wars in the [expletive deleted] world!" He also asked the cop "Are you a Jew?"
Somehow (surprise, surprise!) Gibson's arrest report with these highly politically incorrect remarks was leaked to the media, and even though Gibson immediately ducked and rolled into rehab (the "Betty Ford gambit" as it's know in Hollywood) he has since been pursued by the Kosher Hounds of Hell who seek to end his career and laugh as he dies underneath a bridge somewhere with hobos.
They weren't able to stop his latest movie, Apocalypto, which was already in the can for Disney. Apocalypto is supposed to be pretty good if you're into the Mayas, and it's also pretty PI in that it demolishes the myth of the Noble Red Man and shows the pre-Columbian Indians pretty much as they were, i.e. bloodthirsty savages.
Joan Rivers was really mean to poor old Braveheart. "'He is an anti-Semitic son of a bitch. He should (expletive) die!' she declared during an interview with Celebrity Week. About Gibson’s interview with Diane Sawyer of Good Morning America, Rivers said: 'The hypocrisy is what I hate. You know it’s all about ratings and Diane Sawyer has them all when she’s married to a Jewish guy, Mike Nichols." (Ooooh, catty, Joan! A little bit of jealousy for the shiksa, there?) "'It’s ridiculous because she’ll get great ratings and [Gibson] will be back in business."
Rivers has added a few Mel Gibson jokes to her stand-up routine, including: "His bumper sticker is ‘My other car is a gas chamber.’" Hmmm...not bad, Joan. I'll have to remember that one for my second car if I ever get one.
Gibson crept out of rehab a while back, and he has since been performing every groveling act of contrition he can to try and worm his way back into the good or at least tolerant graces of the Hollywood hebes who can make or break even someone as powerful as he. And you see what it's gotten him.
Mel, a word of advice...you blew it with the kikes when you made The Passion, which dared to tell the story of Jesus Christ as it was originally written in the Bible. They have been gunning for you ever since, and if it hadn't been your drunken mouth by the roadside in Malibu it would have been something else they used to get you with, most likely your Tridentine Catholicism or your Dad's outspoken views on the Second World War. These people never forgive and they never forget. Don't bother.
Why not set us all an example? Why not just stand up and really be Braveheart for once? Tell us what you really think of those liver-lipped goniffs--and this time do it standing up, in broad daylight, at a press conference, and stone cold sober. Your ultimate fate won't be any worse. You're a Dead Man Walking as far as Hollywood is concerned already. Meet your end with courage and dignity and leave the rest of us something to respect.