Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Insult The Hell Out Of Beaners

In view of yesterday's events, I understand a lot of White people would like to express their views on "illegal immigration" (i.e. the transformation of the Unite States into the northernmost province of Mexico) in very pungent terms. But as always, the palefaces are terrified to speak up for fear of losing their precious jobs or maybe even being threatened with physical violence by humanoid who shouldn't even be in this country to begin with. ("Oh, the big bad beaners might hit me! WAAAAAAAHHHH....")

Anyway, there is a way you can insult the hell out of these mestizos and drive them absolutely batty, and so far as I know it isn't prohibited by any hatecrime law. In actual fact, it's probably encouraged as "diversity." Now, I warn you, this takes some intelligence and willingness to learn, and it also requires some tenacity to stick with it. But if you're willing to make an effort, you can drive every goddamned beaner you come into contact with up the wall, completely legally and without fear.

You need to teach yourself Spanish, or learn it in a class of some kind. If you already have a couple of years of high school Spanish behind you, so much the better. But--not just any Spanish. You need to make an effort and learn proper, educated Castilian Spanish, the Oxonian dialect of the Hispanic world.

What you have to understand is that, with the exception of the first wave of Cuban refugees in the early 1960s who were mostly educated and professional people, the immigrants we are getting from Latin America are the flotsam and jetsam of those societies. Basically, what Mexico and Central America are doing is dumping their garbage in our back yard like the good neighbors they are, mostly Indio mestizos and negrito mulattos from godforsaken jungles like Manaus in Brazil and Panama. The Border Patrol has actually caught Indians from so far back in the jungles of Yucatan that they don't even speak Spanish, just weird crypto-Mayan dialects.

(Trivia point: some millions of peasants in central Mexico still speak Nahuatl, the language of the Aztecs. You know, the guys who used to cut out the living hearts of thousands of people at a time as a sacrifice to their gods? Ah, the wonders of diversity! How did we ever do without it?)

Okay, anyway, the overwhelming majority of these peons we're getting here in this country speak a variety of dialects which together constitute a kind of a Spanish Ebonics--ignorant, illiterate, idiomatic, crude, and debased from the original tongue of Cervantes, Primo de Rivera, Goya, etc. Half of them can't even understand each other, and even the most illiterate Mexican looks down on a Puerto Rican. The entire Hispanic world considers PRs to be savages.

You want to break one off up these beaners' asses every day? Learn their language and speak it better than they do. You don't have to master the language or learn to conduct a deep discussion on theology or nuclear physics in Spanish. A vocabulary of a thousand or so words of basic nouns and verbs will do; you can get most of what you need with a phrase book and a CD for prounciation, although of course an actual class is better.

But you need to master what you learn, be comfortable with it, and make sure above all that you can understand the replies you will get from these illiterates. Be sure you know enough to carry on at least a brief conversation when they try and babble back to you at eighty miles an hour in Sonora Whorehouse dialect, so you can field a few responses and then go on about your merry way. Leave them with an impression that you are an educated person who speaks their own language better than they do. Remind them with a verbal slap in the face that you know damned well who they are and what they are.

Remember, you want Castilian Spanish with the lisp that drives the muchachos mad, because among them it is the mark of the upper class, the grandee at the big hacienda back home who laid a lash across their grandfather's backs. (And maybe theirs, too. Parts of Latin America are still very politically incorrect.) That means saying "Gra-THEE-ath" instead of gracias, "Ho-THAY" instead of Jose, "Tha-ra-GO-tha" instead of Zaragossa, etc. etc.

I tried it for the first time in the grocery store checkout line today, and I left a muchacha with her jaw down to her knees. Really made my day after all that crap yesterday.

Yeah, it takes some effort to do this. But so does anything worth doing.




5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But learning a new language and speaking it with ease takes a fair amount of time. I'd rather just shoot them.
-C

8:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid dirty spics

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will definately go with the "lisp" I work with lots of "frijoleros" (beaners) anad I hate making the same pay they do when most of them speak as littl english as I do spanish!

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Realize that the presence of MILLIONS of illegals from the south is evidence of an ongoing class war within the USA started by the USA elite class to garner evermore wealth and power.

The elites are using a divide-and-conquer strategy.

Make the commoners contend with other commoners and the masses will, perhaps, not realize the existence of a class war or, at the least, keep the masses fighting among themselves.

Sub-culture versus sub-culture.

Note the propaganda endlessly promoting diversity and multi-culturalism.

Divide and conquer, an ancient strategy to win a war.

Our enemy IS the invaders but also our own fellow elite-class citizens.

The elites are a greater threat to our freedoms, culture, society, wealth and many other aspects of modern life that all foreign terrorists combined.

11:19 PM  

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