Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Buggerback Mountain

[Sigh...] Those suppurating Jew bastards won't let the White man have anything, will they? They have to take it all from us, every bit of our history and our culture, everything good in our past, every bit of decency.

With this trendy new faggot movie Brokeback Mountain, Hollywood is rewriting the history of the West and trying to give a whole new meaning to the term "ride 'em, cowboy!" According to the Jew scriptwriters of Tinseltown, all those buggeroos, er, I mean buckaroos carry vaseline in their saddle bags as well as a lariat.

Well, at least the god-awful monstrosity seems to be flopping at the box office, comparatively speaking. The pro-Christian allegory by C. S. Lewis, Narnia, raked in about ten times the money on opening weekend. Apparently only faggots are going to see Brokeback Mountain and the fruit flies are artificially inflating the box office take by going to see it multiple times, kind of like a sodomitic Star Wars. The critics, or course, are absolutely swooning in delight and adoration over the foul thing. It will probably sweep the Oscars like it did the Golden Globes, even if few people in America seem willing actually to pay money to see two cowpokes poke.

This pisses me off. It's a gratuitous, obscene insult directed against one of the last relatively unsullied American icons. Jake Gyllenhaal I never liked. As far as I am concerned, his claim to fame is being Mr. Kirsten Dunst. Donnie Darko was charmingly weird, but anybody could have done it, and he's never done anything else worth a damn. I used to like Heath Ledger, who can actually act when he puts his mind to it, but I have lost all respect for him now, and I won't be watching anything of his again.

Henry of Navarre said "Paris is worth a mass."

Heath Ledger said, "Oscar is worth Jake's ass."


2 Comments:

Anonymous Seth Yelton said...

Hey I agree totally with your post. The dang Kikes have soiled the name of the American Cowboys that helped settle this country. Curse them for it! I swear they are going to pay!
-seth

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad you had something to say about this topic. I was sad when I heard about the movie. I think it's simply gay porn, edited for mainstream theaters.

7:21 PM  

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