Saturday, August 20, 2005

A Historic Moment

I'm leaving this blog up for a couple of days, and no, I'm not just being lazy. This is something really important, and I want to make sure everyone reads this and internalizes it. We are at a crossroads in history.

I admit it. Sydney Greenstreet lookalike Ariel Sharon sure as hell fooled me. He really did it. The Fat Man dragged those obnoxious hebes in the knitted blue kipas kicking and screaming out of Gaza. He did it for all the wrong reasons, i.e. to avoid a corruption indictment against himself and his sons and to avoid leaving the office of Israeli prime minister in disgrace and going to prison for his greed and his fraud, but never mind--he did it. The Fat Man came through. Good for him.

This is a genuinely historic moment. For the first time since 1939, the Jewish people have been forced to surrender their ill-gotten gains and give back something they stole. This is something that no one living has ever seen.

For the first time since 1939 there is now a portion of the earth--a small sliver of land, granted, but still somewhere--where it is illegal to be a Jew. And that's sure as hell something that hasn't been seen in the memory of anyone living, except for a few very old German grandpas and grandmas.

For the first time in the history of the Zionist experiment, the Jews have specifically been forced to disgorge stolen land in Palestine and return it to its original Muslim owners. This is unheard-of. Since the first kibbutzes in the 1890s, the Jews have always swallowed land in Palestine like some gigantic serpent, never returning any of it.


(Although my skepticism does re-assert itself a bit here. Will the actual Palestinian Arabs themselves ever get to walk on the beach and sea the ocean most of them have never even seen even though they live a mile away? Or will some kind of "international commission" or "development authority" seize control of the evacuated territory to build a casino or something of the kind, and the true owners of the land still be kept out so the beaches can be kept pristine for the affluent Euro-tourists? Or only allowed in as cheap labor for whatever corrupt capitalist boondoggle takes the place of the settlements?)

But whatever happens, this week the Zionist tide reached its highest crest in Gaza and began to recede. The screaming, sobbing settlers are right about one thing: this is the first step in the end of Israel. When I was younger I never thought I would see the end of Communism; now it exists only in two small countries, North Korea and Cuba, and on a few American university campuses. The Berlin Wall is down and now it's possible we may live to see the spanking new Wall of Palestine fall as well.

Next on the "disengagement" list: that plague spot in Hebron! I REALLY want to see the soldiers dragging away that asshole David Wilder!

5 Comments:

Blogger Nordic_Blitz said...

I don't know but last time I looked China was a communist country to!

1:47 PM  
Blogger The Old Man said...

Mmmm...yeah, well, technically, yes, but they don't emphasize it that much any more, and as odd as this may sound, I've never thought of the Chinese as being Communist, despite all the Maoist rhetoric. It's more like they've merely updated and formalized the fact of being Chinese. In the old days it was mandarins and warlords and emperors, nowadays its' chairmen and commissars and such. But it's the same basic anthill it always was.

5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Death to the Jews! We may see it in our lifetimes!

6:01 AM  
Anonymous Jew-Happy Lover of Israel said...

Don't think anyone will 'drag that asshole David Wilder away' - to the contrary, I've heard they're working on cloning in Hebron, and that soon there will be many 'Wilders' running around. They'll never be able to catch all of them.

Old man - soon you will die, but the Jews will live on forever. You will rot and burn in hell, they will glow in Paradise. You faggots don't have a chance. You are gonners, finished, dead meat. Stop wasting valuable blog space on such garbage. Do something worthwhile with your time - bury yourself and all your homo supporters alive. The suffering will do you good. Happy sufficating!

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Why don't you fundamentalist Christians get over yourselves? You are all so delusional and nutty its amazing that even the Jews would want to co-opt you as allies.

"You will rot and burn in hell, they will glow in Paradise?!" Will their "paradise" have millions of gentile women and children that they can exploit, defile, and use for porn and prostitution so as to reap generous profits? Maybe there will be some nationalized Russian or Ukrainian corporations there that they can sieze control of through corruption, deception, and extortion, and bilk for hundres of billions of dollars while the general populous is reduced to eating dirt! Maybe they can fleece some banks and sell billions in junk bonds? Will there be anonymous Swiss bank accounts in which they can sequester their ill-gotten gains after they launder them squeeky clean? Will there be Arab civillians that they can use for target practice there and Arab towns for bomb and missle test ranges? Last but not least, will they be able to keep getting their $6 billion a year in American military and economic aid there? What about the holocaust reperations that Germany owes them for all eternity?

12:24 PM  

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