The Million Dollar Zucchini
I did not know about the $1,000,000 settlement Michael Schiavo got to allegedly care for his wife for her lifetime. Looks like he's decided it's best spent on his new family, and I can't say I blame him. Look, I understand why he's trying to have wife number one put down, and in a totally amoral society it makes perfect sense. I'm just one of those ancient of days who feels we shouldn't have a completely amoral society.
Don't worry, it will be my turn soon, and once all the old codgers like me are gone all you soulless consumer animals out there can have the trough all to yourselves and wallow in it to your heart's content.